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Random/Out of Context quotes for my Pearl Oc

Uhhhhh Idfk man this is a silly lil book with no real point to it, Check out Hugbees' How It's Actually Made videos they're halarious and I used some of the lines out of context for this, along with a Nikolai line and a random voice clip from who knows where :3 Oh here's how she looks btw

(During the Revolution:)

Some random Emerald gem: Was it an accident? Checking in after a recent ambush and assuming that Frost is still under someone on homeworld's side's comand

Frost (My Pearl's nickname to differentiate her from the Pearl in the show): No, actually it was a Shattering. (Murder but yk yk) Walking up behind the Emereald

Random Emerald: Who's the victim? About to turn to face Frost

Frost: You are. The Emerald is stabbed in the back with a dagger, bubbled, and then later dropped off a rocky cliff

(After the revolution from here on out:)

Frost, Mocking voice: "Oh, I'M nOt A vIoLeNt DoG, i DoN't KnOw WhY i BiTe" Her ears are down and her tail is lowered down by her legs

Normal voice: I do. I know exactly why I bite, and as a matter of fact, I have rabies, and I will bite you again! Different voice clip Sometimes you need to bite them! Sometimes it's okay to just gnaw right through the bone. Her ears quickly move back upright as she speaks and her tail curls up into the air behind her as she smiles

And now Huggbees "How It's Actually Made" voice-over quotes that kinda fit

Basically, Frost was hired (for some reason) to work at a "How It's Actually Made" Voice over job, this is the result (or out takes, they didn't use these for the actual segments):

Frost: Each cow is given a set of numbers corresponding to the local state lottery, the cow who is chosen by the lottery wins the grand prize of being slaughtered and eaten by the town-

Frost: if the system detects the cow has an infection, traced of blood in her milk, or is in just kind of a grumpy mood, the system automatically rejects the batch and sets fire to the entire barn. 

Frost: I'm sorry it seems a practical joker has played a joke on me, let me get the right script, hang on...

(Continuation later)

Frost: Okay there we go. Then a machine called a shitting anus-

Frost: Meanwhile, at the national air conditioner and space administration, the newest James Bond  villian satellite is ready for testing.

Frost: I wish not to speak to those of instatution about this mirical of life, for they speak in false prophecies, which only serve to bolster my rage.

Frost: So you too can finally perchase a Ensemble de maison en pain d'épice.

Frost: And lets just say the original name for these rick-rack machines used to be far more racists.

Frost: When you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence. (She murdered her previous owner around what is now christmas/the holidays)

Frost: Finger nails, Wedding rings, Fingers, Guns, and Sandwich pornography-

Frost: As we all know shoelaces are very kinky.

Frost: A specilized device called a cogging machine quickly cogs the parts into cogs, so they can be used as cogs, which are carved by the cogging machine.

Frost: Spiders are very racist. 

What fun lines this tramatized lil Anthropromophic Sentiant rock lesbian can be matched with :3 uh yeah check out my meme book if you want ig leave comments please they give my ADHD brain seratonin and that gives me more than just getting it from AI chats, Youtube and Cookie clicker :3

I have more than this but yeah I've had this file for 1,060 days :3 (I didn't interact with it for most of those and I just now litterally a few hours ago started on it again) Any of ya'll have a Cookie clicker account/file??