Drew : Thanks, I got platonically and romantically played by two blondes with pink tips. Oh, and my two best friends who so happen to be idiots managed to get themselves blackmailed by my ex.
Zander : Thanks, I'm currently being emotionally abused. Let's also not forget about my missing dad and my older sister's psychological mistreatment..!
Lia : Thanks, I pretended to be someone I'm not.
Luke : Thanks, I don't have a family background, half my personality is liking Zander, and I've lost my identity entirely.
Liam : Thanks, I'm the opposite of an innocent lamb.
Milly : Thanks, I got bullied so horribly I cut my hair and changed my personality.
Henry : Thanks, I'm the comic relief that doesn't get enough love and attention.
Hailey : Thanks, I've been dealing with stage fright and made delusions about everyone who bullies or bullied me for 5 years.
Zoey : Thanks, all I've done in my life is fuck people over.
Sean : Thanks, my parents are in a toxic relationship and it's gotten so wrong I'm willing to do anything than stay home. Music is my only real home.
Maria : Thanks, my only friend in school sees me as an accessory.
Jake : Thanks, I've been faking my friendship with my first friends for three years, talked shit about the music club and blamed it on my old friends, played the victim, pushed people away, acted like I'm the only one who got bullied, and caused conflict to everyone who looks at me.
Daisy : Thanks, my moms are strict asf and I'm stuck doing shit for other people.
Stacy : Thanks, 90% of the fandom hate on me for unconsentually kissing Luke, even tho he unconsentually kissed Zander. Not fair :/
Sadie : Thanks, nobody ever communicates with me without feeling threatened.
Shannon : Thanks, my ex-husband abused me, so now I nag at my biological son and prioritize my daughters more than him.
Milo : Thanks, I'm more superior than my big brother, admit it.
Michael : Thanks, I don't see what other people see.
Bethany : Thanks, I stole a laptop from a broke senior in high school.
Faye : Thanks, I yap about my interests all the time.
Dom : Thanks, I hate women :P
Bradley : Thanks, people discriminate me for my appearance.
Elliot : Thanks, my heart palpitates every 5 seconds bc of how bad my anxiousness is.
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