The pickup line he uses on you

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Aries: "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see" (Luke)

Taurus: "If you were a fruit you'd be a fine-apple" (Ashton)

Gemini: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" (Calum)

Leo: *walks up to you and drops several limes over and over until you come over to help him and he whispers seductively* "Sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes" (Michael)

Virgo: "Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants" (Luke)

Libra: "If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you" (Michael)

Scorpio: "Hey your shirt looks good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor" (Calum)

Sagittarius: "Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day" (Calum)

Cancer: "I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together" (Ashton)

Aquarius: "Did you fall from heaven because you're the only- oh shit... fuck.." *awkwardly runs away* (Michael)

Capricorn: "You know who you remind me of? My next girlfriend" (Ashton)

Pisces: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber" (Luke)

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