It's been 84 years since Finn's crush on Princess Bubblegum started out, and he wasn't giving up now. Sure she hated him after he hit her for showing up 42 seconds late to the New Year Eves party, and sure he already had a girlfriend, BMO, but those were just minor inconveniences in the way of true love. He was on his way to the candy kingdom to meet up with her for their date. Well, it was a one way date. SHE goofily thought they were going over the incident of last night (The hitting), but he knew it really was a date. Once he made his way there, Finn saw Bubblegum waiting at the edge of the kingdom.
"Yo bbg" Finn said cutely.
"Shut it, moron, we're here to go over the events of last night when you hit me, this isn't a second chance" Bubblegum said, angry.
"Oh, but I bet you liked getting hit, didn't you?" Finn uttered into her ear. Bubblegum smiled a bit, but quickly hit it.
"Why does that matter?"
"We're not going over the events are we, Bubblegum?" Finn said. Bubblegum smirked. "I know why we're really here, to-" Suddenly Finn was cut off by a screaming in the distance. Bubblegum and Finn snapped back to reality.
"Ohhhhh, my lumps! My beautiful, bulbous lumps!" It was LSP! She was here to ruin the mood, like always.
"Oh Finny boy, wanna kiss from an old friend? You'd be in my will when I dieeee."
"Ohh, uhh Finn, this is my slave, LSP" Bubblegum said cutely.
"Oh well, what a shame, there will be a witness..." Finn said, and suddenly shoved a pound of laundry detergent into PB's mouth.
PB Woke up in a dark tunnel, with LSP and FINN wearing hazmat suits.
"I WILL win your heart, Princess." Finn said.
"And maybe I could have some of YOUR heart, Finn" LSP said seductively.
"Possibly, but first we have to BREAK her, and then rip her open, and then I'll take her heart and eat it so she will love me!" Finn said.
Finn then left to go find some attractive firewood, and LSP was tasked to make sure PB doesn't die. The first thing LSP did was tie PB up, and noticed that she had some muscles-
"Woah" LSP said cutely.
"What?" PB asked.
"N-nothing" LSP responded. PB then smirked, and untied her self and got down on one knee and proposed to LSP. LSP smile and whispered to PB in her ear seductively "Let's get you out of here."
After Finn got the attractive firewood, he came back to the dark tunnel, and to a very strange sight. PB and LSP were both kissing wearing wedding dresses. Finn gasped, dropped the seductive firewood, and screamed. PB heard him, and turned to look him in the eyes. "Oh hey Finn, we'll explain everything, but really fast, we have a super funny joke for you!" PB said.
"Can you make it quick? I have an appointment with my girlfriend BMO in six minutes", Finn said.
"Yeah, we can make it quick. Ok, here it goes. What do you get when YOU cross a mentally ill loner with a society THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH", PB said, slowly getting more aggressive. "Oh shoot, this joke isn't going to be funny, LSP call the police now!" Finn said anxiously and seductively.
"I helped make this joke, jerk" LSP said, before flipping Finn off. Finn started to panic.
"Oh I'll tell you what you get Finn, YOU GET WHAT YOU FU-REAKING DESERVE" PB said before taking out her pistol and shooting Finn six times in the head, making sure he was dead, and then went back to passionately kissing LSP.
Six hundred working children
At the factories of lead
Finn was shot six times
And now he is dead
A Mario cosplay
A walk not too far
Two princesses kissing
In the back of my grandfathers car.
THE END
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