Hackerman and Record of Ragnarok S02

Hackerman vs Seth Satan Loki

Hackerman glances over his shoulder and is surprised to see Buddha and his allies approach, joining the scene. Buddha steps forward, his presence exuding a calm yet powerful aura. Kojiro, Jones, and Jeremy also stand behind him, ready to assist if needed.

Satan, Seth, and Loki notice the newcomers, their gazes flickering between Hackerman and the reinforcements.

Satan: "Well, well, seems like you've got some backup. That makes things more interesting."

Buddha: Blah, Blah, Blah... shut up

Satan scowls at Buddha's dismissive remark, clearly not amused by the interruption. He puffs out his chest and responds with mockery.

Satan: "Oh, look at that, the holy one has come to save the day. How heroic."

Buddha: Just shut the fuck up...Get on your way with the other two, unless you want me to stick this spear up your ass.

Satan raises an eyebrow at Buddha's threat, seemingly unperturbed. He glances at Seth and Loki, as if seeking their support.

Satan: "Hmph, threats now, are we? Do you really think a spear will scare us away?"

Zeus, Hera, Shiva, and Odin appear suddenly, their arrival instantly commanding attention. Zeus slams his staff into the ground, and the battlefield falls silent. Satan, Seth, and Loki immediately fall quiet, their gazes shifting to the new arrivals.

Odin, his single eye scanning the scene, steps forward. His stern voice carries an air of authority.

Odin: "Enough. This infighting serves no purpose. We have more important matters to attend to."

Hackerman: Zeus and Odin. (Points with his hand at Satan, Seth and Loki) These three gods went to attack me half an hour ago in an attempt to harm myself,me Hackerman.

Zeus and Odin listen to Hackerman's statement, their expressions turning serious. They exchange a glance before turning their gaze back to Satan, Seth, and Loki.

Zeus: "Is this true?"

All three gods remain silent for a moment, seeming somewhat embarrassed. Satan is the first to speak, trying to maintain a nonchalant attitude.

Satan: "Well, it's not like we were planning to permanently harm him or anything. We were just... testing his abilities."

Hackerman: Liar...

Satan scoffs at Hackerman's accusation, but before he can respond, Loki steps forward, his eyes narrowing at the young god.

Loki: "Hey, watch your tongue, human. You may have some power, but you're nothing compared to us gods."

Hackerman: I am young god and the other gods like the Greek pantheon, the Norse, the Egyptian and the Asian know me, just like you and Seth.

Satan sneers at Hackerman's claim, clearly not impressed.

Satan: "Oh, so the young god is well-known now, is he? How impressive."

Seth grins slyly, his gaze fixed on Hackerman.

Seth: "Well, well, it seems we have an up-and-coming deity in our midst. How charming."

Hera takes a stand (with the aim of fixing the broken things without giving any sign that she did them) and speaks sternly to the three gods.

Hera: "Enough bickering. You three have caused enough trouble for one day. It's time to put an end to this petty conflict."

Satan, Seth, and Loki begrudgingly stand down, their expressions a mix of irritation and resignation. They exchange glances, knowing better than to defy Hera's directive.

Satan: I am not in a position to judge this, if not you, perhaps the mother of Jesus...

Hackerman: Take back what you said about for this particular woman...(goes to pull out a gun and Zeus stops him.)

Zeus notices Hackerman's movement to pull out a gun and quickly steps in, placing a firm hand on his arm to stop him. With a look of warning, Zeus shakes his head, silently indicating that violence is not the answer. Hackerman reluctantly complies, though his anger is still evident on his face. Meanwhile, Satan smirks at Hackerman's response, clearly enjoying the tension between them.

Zeus: Look, you three, stop what you're doing, it's none of your business to interfere in the affairs of other gods, especially Hackerman.

Satan, Seth, and Loki grumble in protest, but they begrudgingly understand that Zeus's words carry weight.

Satan: "Oh, come on, we were just having a bit of fun. What harm could we have caused?"

Loki adds with a sly grin, seemingly eager to push the buttons.

Loki: "Yes, we were merely testing the young god's capabilities. Nothing more, nothing less."

Hackerman: If I have to test the punches you'll take from me.

Satan, Seth, and Loki exchange amused glances, undeterred by Hackerman's threat.

Satan: "Oh, look at that, the little god is getting feisty. Bring it on, we're not afraid of a few punches."

As Hackerman attempts to step forward, Buddha moves in front of him, his palms extended, palms facing out.

Buddha: "Hold on, Hackerman. Violence is not the answer here."

Zeus: Enough... Satan, Seth and Loki If I ever find out that you did anything bad to him again, I will banish all three of you from Valhalla.

Loki lets out a defeated sigh and speaks first.

Loki: "Fine, fine. We'll leave him be."

Seth and Satan reluctantly nod in agreement, knowing better than to argue further.

Buddha: Okay guys...Let's all go back...

Zeus, Odin, Hera, and the others nod in agreement. The tension in the air gradually dissipates, and everyone begins to disperse.

Odin: "Very well. Let us return to our respective duties."

Zeus: Hackerman Come here for a moment, let me talk to you.

As the others begin to leave, Zeus motions for Hackerman to approach. Hackerman glances back at the others before walking towards where Zeus is standing.