Octopi have 8 tentacles due to their name right? Wrong. What if I told you their very existence has been a lie to you this entire time. For years on end you've believed that octopi have been sleeping on the coral bed, but in actuality they've been using their suction cups to seal the impossible from escaping.......cats- Now I know what you're thinking," what do cats have to do with the price of tea in China??" Well I'll tell you...octopi used to have 9 tentacles, believe it or not. CATS!! These feline creatures have also been hiding their devious actions. THEIR TAILS ARE THE EXTRA TENTACLE! Way back in ancient Roman times Cleopatra KONK BONKED a mystical brick straight into her cat. That cat lost 1 of its 38 lives that day.. Despite being hit by a mystical brick it managed to get up and do the wiggle worm like no other and summoned 59 OCTOPI. ALL RAINING DOWN MAKING SPLIT SPLAT SPLURT NOISES. All of them squiggling and squirming. Cleopatra seeing all that ended up causing her to start break dancing. It was an ancient technique to be rid of awful squid and octopi. As she did that the cat was so infuriated with the series of events that it yoinked every single octopi's tentacle leaving them all with 8. This only caused things to get to cleopatra. She noticed the weird, wiggly thing on the cat's behind and started in a whole frenzy. She took up one of the octopi, hugged it, and ever since then Octopi have only had 8 tentacles leaving none leftover for the squid.
