In a small town in the Midwest, lies a religious town of Calkinsville (not a cult I swear). A tall lankly man with a bald spot slams a history book onto the ground. Staring at his students he yells, "Make It Happen!" As his forms shift into his godly form like the Facebook page predicted. His red halo gleams off his bald spot, blinding the blonde girl in the front row. His church like attire now a flowly white dress with small white wings sticking out of his back.
The Calkins god walks to the back of the classroom and stares down at two male students. Pointing at them he yells, "TWIZZLER, NO GRIP, MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
The two boys, Bentley Flannel and Grant Bow stare in shock and awe at the god that used to be their history teacher. Grant stands up with a military like salute and says, "Yes sir!" Bentley rapidly shakes his head in a yes motion and stands up to walk out of the red classroom with his gumdrop sugar cookie pookie, Grant.
As the two walk out, Grant whispers, "Are we gay dude?" "Shut the fuck up."
