Twilight Convo's

Different Heights

Different Heights

Alice: I was thinking about getting some new high heals later

Rosalie: Yer and maybe you could get a new outfit

Jasper: Stop getting her to buy new clothes would ya

Rosalie: No I wont

Alice: Jaz shut up, were talking about what shoes I should get

Emmett: Yer Alice you could do with some new shoes

Alice; What do you mean by that?

Emmett: Only that you small an that's why everyone calls you a pixie

Jasper: Don't say that about my wife, you wouldn't like it if I said it about Rose. Would you?

Emmett: Well IO just did. And to be honest she is shorter than me any way, so it wouldn't make a difference

Rosalie: Thank you so much

Emmett: Sorry but it is the truth

Esme: Don't say that Emmett

Emmett: Why not? It's the truth and your short as well, so there

Esme: Don't talk to me like that young man

Emmett: I'm not a young man

Esme: You know what I mean. And don't back chat me

Emmett: Sorry I was only telling the truth

Edward: Emmett don't talk to Esme like that

Emmett: Oh whatever your only jealous because your shorter than me

Edward: I'm only a couple of inches shorter Han you

Bella: Why are you saying all of this Emmett?

Emmett: It was a shame that Turing you into a vampire didn't make you taller

Bella: Hey

Jasper: You know it doesn't work like that

Emmett: Yer, yer whatever, you lot

Carlisle: What's going on in here

Alice: Emmett is calling everyone short

Rosalie: Even me

Carlisle: Why Emmett?

Emmett: Well I'm only telling the truth

Nessie: No one in here's short

Emmett: Yer they are, and so are you

Edward: Emmett don't say that about my daughter

Esme: She's only two she can't help it

Emmett: Oh by the way Carlisle you are short as well

Carlisle; There is no need to be like this

Emmett: Yer, yer. Just so all of you know you are all very small compared to me and I am way more superior than you lot

(While he was talking his voice was getting more, and more squeaker)

Alice: Wow. Who knew that would happen

Emmett: What happened? *Squeaky voice* Ah what happened to my voice?

Carlisle: Emmett: you have shrunk sorry

*All the Cullen's walk away leaving him behind*

Emmett: Wait! Wait, don't leave me. Help me please, I'm sorry

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