England: Welcome back to...
Italy: Cooking With-a Feli and Arthur-
England: No no no NO. It's Cooking With Arthur Kirkland! You bloody git, get it right! *Lightly hits Italy's head*
Italy: Ow! Fine... QAQ
England: Anyways...Welcome back! Today Miranda657 forced- I mean, told us to make a cake for her!!
Italy: I don't know why you asked him to make a cake for you-
England: Let's begin, shall we!
Italy: Hooray....*gets a barf bag just in case*
England: That's the spirit! Why don't you get the cake mix, Italy?
Italy: Ok! *whispers * I hope he won't mess this up... *gives him the mix*
England: Ok, it says here that we get 3 eggs...*gets 3 rotten eggs* These look well enough to use!
Italy: Oh my Doitsu
England: Do you want to sit in Busby's chair!?
Italy: N-no
England: Then shut it!
Italy: *quickly nods*
England: Humph! To make it up to me, help me crack these eggs into the bowl.
Italy: Those eggs?
England: Yes
Italy: The ones in your hands?
England: Bloody wanker, YES
Italy: The eggs that you just got out-
England: omfg Italy just bloody crack them into the bloody bowl
Italy: Those eggs...?
England: YES, ITALY THE ONES IN MY BLOODY HANDS YOU BLOODY GIT DO AS I SAY OR SIT IN BUSBY'S CHAIR
Italy: O-oh, Ok...*slowly gets an egg and cracks it*
England: What a nice perfume ~
Italy: *cough* Um... *cough* it's *cough* toxic *cough
England: Italy, quit putting on an act and get back to work
Italy: Y-yes sir! *cough*
England: Now for some Kirkland milk! *pours chunky expired milk in bowl*
Italy: *trows up in barf bag*
England: Oh come on Italy! Stop being like this! Are you sick?
Italy: yes-
England: Well too bad, you're still helping me
Italy: I need Doitsu to rescue me from this hell
England: now for the mix! *pours mix into bowl* All that's left is to mix, let me just add some toppings to this *puts gross stuff into bowl*
Italy: I feel bad for this girl
England: Now to mix for two minutes!
{Le time skip}
England: Done! Time to bake it! For...1 hour
Italy: *Face palm*
{Me time skip of 1 hour}
Italy: It's been an hour...
England: It smells good!!
Italy: It's burnt
England: Shut up
England: Now for frosting! *puts weird stuff on the cake. I don't think it's frosting...*
Italy: I need another barf bag...
England: And...One of my famous scones for the topping!
Italy: *Sobs*
England: I know... IT BLOODY BEAUTIFUL!! *tear*
Italy: Well, that's it for now...
England: Hope you like the cake Miranda657 What am I saying? Of course you'll love it! If you want us to make you guys something, tell us in the comments! Bye!!
