Truth or dare

Jimbo's dare.

After going missing for about two years, the author had finally returned.

  The characters  all looked in terrible shape, he had left him there without food for a year, Stella and Ciara were cat-fighting over a piece of bread, Patrick was nibbling on Naeus's bones, Naeus was unresponsive, Arabella was chasing Ceris with a spatula, Azura was trying to synthetize food,  Kane was eating mold,  Lance turned into a frog, so he ate flies, it was a miracle that he wasn't eaten yet.

"Hello, my... friends," the author winced.


Rain raised their head to look at the author, his eyes were sunken, his skin paled significantly.

"Food... Bananas...Food," he blurted out.


The author awkwardly shifted on their feet and pulled out a backpack filled with food, distributing it to everyone, except Arabella, he gave her a blood cartridge.

After everyone was in decent shape, the author cleared their throat.

"Good morning my dear friends, today, we are officially back for MORE chaos!" the author announced, earning a sharp glare from Ciara, and an annoyed one from Kane.

"Where in the name of the Void were you? I needed my beauty food," Lance whined, turning into a human, he was still munching on some flies.

The author sighed.

"There were no dares, so I forgot you folks existed, but I got a dare recently, so lets get this party started,"  the author smiled, before quickly putting on a neutral expression because everyone looked like they were about to kill him.

Patrick exhaled after finally quenching his thirst and satisfying his hunger.

"I expect you to feed us regularly for participating in this silly writing career of yours, or else you will feel worse than Rain after that one time Stella caught him texting Abigail," Patrick threatened.

The author rolled his eyes  before nodding.

"Got it... lets move on to the dare... finally," he mumbled and pulled out a list.

The author read through the paper and smiled, turning to Azura.

"I think you will like it...   @Your_Friend_Jimmy has dared you to give everyone a presentation about your favorite Musical, Epic The Musical!" the Author said to Azura, both of them were now squealing like high school girls.

Azura was hyperventilating, finally, this was her time.

"Any catches? I NEED to know!" the scholar was excited, to say the least.

The author read over the paper again.

"Nope, but catches for the others, they will have to endure a great punishment if they are caught not paying attention..." the author said, eliciting a small scoff from Ciara.

Azura smirked and turned her gaze to everyone.

"We are going to have an Epic the Musical pop quiz after I am done, so you better pull out your pens and pencils, cuz we are going for a ride, friends," The  normally calm Azura was unrecognizable.

The Author clapped their hands and a portal appeared, then, out of the portal stepped out-


"THE INFAMOUS.... ODYSSEUS! POSEIDON! ATHENA, BADASS SEGNORITA.... " Azura yelled on the top of her lungs, while the others were in stunned silence.

Odysseus was confused, still livid after his encounter with Poseidon.

"What kind of God-fuckery is this?" the voice of the King of Ithaca was grave, his clothes stained with  blood, both golden and red.

Poseidon was weak, wounded severely, he passed his Trident to Odysseus.

"I... do not care, just get me out of here.... May... Nyx save Zeus... if it is his fault..." Poseidon wheezed out.


Odysseus raised the trident, staring down the group of... creatures in front of him, a vampire, multiple people with purple eyes, a black gigachad with purple eyes, a crown and a beard, multiple... zombies, a few humans, one of which had wings.


Azura and the Author lead Ody  to a corner and whispered.

"Psst.. don't worry, we will send you back soon, you are here to... well, Azura will make a presentation about your journey and you and the others have to make sure it's right," the author said, Azura nodded.


Odysseus sighed.

"Fine... but then, you WILL send me back home, I can not afford to waste more time, time that could have been spent cuddling with MY WIFE!"


Azura nodded excitedly, then she tattered on about.

"Sure sure, absolutely yes, and yes," Azura answered, raising her hands in a pacifying manner.



Patrick, being the gentleman he was, was taking care of the injured Athena, moving her wheelchair.

"Thankyou, mortal," Athena thanked the leader of the Frostborne, a smile on her tired face.


Le time skip, everyone was seated on a big couch, Ciara next to Poseidon, Patrick next to Athena, Rain next to Odysseus, Stella and Patrick next to Athena, Naeus and Antinous were vibing, listening to some of Naeus's favorite rock songs, then Azura loudly cleared her throat*

"First order of things is to get you to know each other, now start talking to some of the coolest people on Earth... while I am stuck writing a presentation," Azura pouted, before leaving to her office.



Stella moved closer to Athena, the witch's eyes wide with childish curiosity.

"If you are the Goddess of being smart, does that mean you can teach me how to make more potions and make Rain's dick bigger with it-" Stella went on a rant before Athena chuckled.

"No, no, I am the Goddess of Wisdom, if you want assistance with that, I believe Circe would be better suit for that role, given she is the Goddess of magic," Athena chuckled weakly, a soft smile gracing her lips due to Stella's childlike behavior.