One day Jacob was walking peacefully minding his own business when he unknowingly stumbled upon a gay rights protest. Jacob is homophobic so this obviously angered him. he then proceeded to start shouting in the ancient tongue of LOLCAT ''IM HOMO OV TEH FOBIC I BESTOW MAH GODLY ENERGY UPON THEE 2 CLEANZE U OV UR UNGODLY TEMPTASHUNS'' He then rises six feet into the air, golden rays of sunlight beaming off of him. The people of the gay rights rally then realise what is going on, they all run away from Jacob to go to the nearest bunnings to gear up on:
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and then go back to the scene of the crime to beat their final boss. Jacob is about to blast his previously channeled energy but then.... Jacob's number one idol, Giorno Giovanna appears
'Leave these innocent gay people alone' Giorno Giovanna demands of Jacob.
Jacob is appalled to come to the realization that his number one idol is a number one ally.
Giorno Giovanna is offended by Jacob's insults and proceeds to turn him into a tree.
