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vriska: guys see that house over there
terezi: yes i see it oh wait im blind hahahhhahhahahahahhahah
equius: what about the house
vriska: we should break into it to see if theres anything good 
gamzee: that's motherfucking illegal I'm down to break in
tavros: i dont know we could get caught
kanaya: yeah im with tavros we cant be criminals
vriska: okay fine you two can be lame but guess im not showing you the super secret sburb hack
tavros and kanaya: ugh fine
they all get to the house and break the window with rocks
vriska: alright lets clear this place get all cool stuff
karkat: ugh this dude has lame ass shit can we leave
feferi: but karkat what if there's captured fish here we have to save them
karkat: no we don't there's a trillion fish probably more
feferi glubs sadly its something that would make the krakens cry
eridan: oh feferi dont listen to karkat he may be grumpy at times but hes are grump are little punk who bitches about dumbass shit
karkat: eridan go kiss your mannequins or something
eridan is shocked by those words he cannot comprehend it he thinks about ending it all
sollux: hey eridan keep your head up *sollux says in a sigma tone* you my little love fish
eridan: thank you sollux you really are mans best bitch 
sollux: i know 
their two eyes glanceing as if their souls are bonded together as their going for the kiss 
nepeta: cat scratching post holey shit
nepeta jumps two the post straight between erisol
vriska: guys focuse were here to get good stuff
kanaya: how about we go into that room

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 28, 2024 ⏰

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