I made this story to really bring out the ✨H O R N Y✨ in Doflamingo. This is a Dofuwani story btw. (Crocodile x Doflamingo) Soo....yeah. don't read if ur under 18 pleeaaase... Anyways, yeah.
Today, Crocodile goes to an average warlord meeting. little does he know, he's gonna have a WILD encounter . . . "Good morning everyone", Doflamingo said with his signature grin. A few minutes after the warlords start discussing the strawhats, crocodile finally shows up.... And all other seats are taken because no one likes to sit next to doflamingo. He's weird, you you understand why. Anyways, you sit down and doflamingo gives you a strange glare.
"Yes..?" Crocodile asks the oversized flamingo. "Fufufufu, my bad wani~" doflamingo responsed with. "Just daydreaming a bit~" he continues. "Ok... Um...that's weird." Crocodile thinks. (Im just gonna skip the warlord meeting cuz I'm lazy lmao) . . . After the meeting doflamingo walks over to Crocodile. "Heya Crocy~" Doflamingo says in a seductive tone. "Ugh... Doflamingo leave me alone. Also, why did you spam my phone with calls and texts this morning? I was only late to a meeting." Crocodile says, in an annoyed tone. "Fufufufu~ Fine, but I don't make promises, Croco~" Doflamingo says slowly. And we part ways. . . . The next day you don't attend since you barely got any sleep you were literally still in your pajamas which looked like this:
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And with leg warmers, for some reason. . . . ANYWAYS, Doflamingo literally finds out where crocodile lives somehow, and stands at his window. "Crocy!!1!1! Why won't you answer me!!" He says with a muffled tone "HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE?!?!" crocodile yells."That's not important!! Just open the door!!" Doffy responds with.