BFB But There Is No Split

BFB 21: Let's Raid The Warehouse

BubbleHoi hoi hoi, Gelatin!GelatinUm, weird way of saying hi, but uh, hey Bubble!BubbleWould you like to eat this new dessert I cooked?GelatinSure. What is it?BubbleJell-O!Gelatin quivers.GelatinLooks delicious!Gelatin and Bubble eat the Jell-O.GelatinWait! Oh my dear collagen! (spits out Jell-O) I taste something fishy.Gelatin tastes the Jell-O again, inspecting its flavor.GelatinI knew it!BubbleIs it the cannibalism?GelatinUlterior motives!BubbleWhat?GelatinAdmit it Bubble, you came here with that Jell-O because you wanted something else from me. It's time for you to spill the truth!BubbleMmmmMMMM OH alright! You're correct. You see, after Ruby was eliminated last episode, I've felt pretty alone on this team. I just want some new friends!GelatinAw! Bubble! You don't have to worry. As long as you're on this team, you'll never be alone-Bubble and Gelatin hug.Gelatin-Because you got Teardrop! She- still doesn't talk.BubbleGelatin! I was talking about you!GelatinOh, so you think Teardrop is less worth your friendship, then? *sigh* TD, give her a dose of what you think about that...Teardrop approaches Bubble to poke her.BubbleNononononononono-Teardrop pops Bubble.Intro.Four*singing and dancing* ♪ It's time for cake at STAKE! ♪FireyOnly if you stop dancing like that.Four falls over in shock.Taco holds Four up.TacoDon't worry, Four! Firey only meant it sarcastically.TacoRight Firey?Taco(angrier) RIGHT, FIREY?Firey(sarcastically) Yes, that's exactly right.TacoAwesome!FourSo, Have Nots. The six of you lost the last challenge! Whoever got the fewest votes will leave the show.FlowerOh my gardener! Ruby, who said I was beautiful[1], and once sang me a really weird song, got eliminated last time despite getting more votes in one episode than the entire first season of BFDI!LoserWhat's your point, Flower?FlowerWell, if you or I want to survive this elimination, we need more votes than the entire first season! And I- I just don't think I can muster that!LoserWell, I know I can! I've got my supporters!FireyLoser I'm your biggest fan, please accept my fan-mail!WoodyA wah wah wah!LoserSee?FlowerOkay, that is pretty impressive.LoserI told you it was true!FourLoser!LoserHuh?FourI have a message to tell you!LoserWhat is it?Four*singing* ♪ Despite, your, popularity... ♪Firey, Flower and Loser*gasp*Four♪ You, got...♪Loser looks really worried.Four♪ Eliminated. ♪Loser*stutters*TacoOh my gordita!FireyI'm gonna take this back.FourUh, X? Snap your fingers quick!XOh right!X snaps his fingers. Loser begins levitating to the Big Rotating Building.FlowerBye Loser! Promote my fashion line from the BRB, please!BlockyWhat a bozo box! I'm glad I'm the only cube left now!TacoBlocky!FourWith Loser gone, we have BFB's final ten!LollipopI only count nine of us here.FourOh, right! Sorry.Four recovers Bubble.FourThe twenty-first challenge is-Cut to one of Yellow Face's ads.Yellow FaceNeed a can of beans because, um, you like beans? Then buy our Can of Beans 25 per-Taco disrupts the ad.TacoOh no no no no no no. Now is not the time to show us an ad.FourBut don't you understand? That IS the twenty-first contest! Yellow Face, Incorporated has barraged you with ads for their products over the years. With some not so legal snooping, I have discovered the location of Yellow Face's warehouse, which has over a million products! In this contest, three people from each team, the shoppers, will go to the warehouse and buy gifts for the other two, the receivers. X will measure how satisfied the receivers are with their gifts, and whichever team achieves highest satisfaction wins!XSo first, decide who's gonna shop for gifts and who's gonna receive gifts.BlockyAlright Have Notters, who wants to be a gift receiver? Raise your hand high!WoodyNnnnh?FlowerOh, I love consuming products! Pick me! Pick me!BlockyOkay, we got Flower and- really? Nobody else?TacoBlocky, Woody's been raising his hand the whole time!BlockyNo, he's been doing this wimpy "NyeeeEEAH" schtick, which is way more wimpy.TacoBlocky, now you're just being a jerk! It's okay Woody, you can be a gift receiver.WoodyWah!BubbleTeardrop! I know you literally assassinated me a few minutes ago, but do you wanna be shoppers together?Teardrop*nods, then thumbs up*BubbleYoylecake! Bonding time with another water-based specimen!LollipopYeesh. Now that's a weird way to say it.BubbleWe need one more shopper, though. Hmm. Leafy and Lolly both act really weird around me, so, Gelatin! You should shop with us!GelatinAw! I wanted to be a gift receiver! My gift haul for my last birthday (June 29th) is already getting boring. I need some new gizmos.LollipopNew gizmos, you say? Why not try out my patented Fork Repellent!GelatinOh yeah? You AND Yellow Face are selling competing products now?LollipopI- suppose.GelatinThis might get interesting.FourNo more talking! Here's how it's gonna work: Yellow Face's warehouse is 2,763 miles away, so to get there, shoppers must ride in this high-speed express train! Get in!FireyLooks like we get to go on an adventure, Taco!TacoI guess this could be pretty exciting.BlockyWhatever!The shoppers board the train, which leaves immediately after.FourAs for you gift receivers, you can just sit on this bench and wait!LeafyUm, no thanks!TacoBlocky, I heard you call Woody wimpy earlier. That's not OK.BlockyBut it was true, and only wimps support other wimps!TacoWhy have you been so standoffish lately?BlockyHave not!TacoHmm. It's because Woody got his way, huh?BlockyWhat do you mean?TacoYou don't like that. You gotta stop defining your successes on how much others fail!BlockyDude, stop!TacoThat may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.BlockyYo, stop trying to psychoanalyze my mind. It's creepy.BubbleNow we're climbing a mountain! Now we're here! Hop out, everyone!Everyone exits the train.GelatinWoah! This place is big! Like, big big.FireyI wonder if Yellow Face is here to give us a tour of the place.BubbleNo Firey, Yellow Face is busy competing for TPOT.FireyHmm. I guess we're free to go in alone, then!The shoppers enter the building.TacoWoah! There's so many products in here! Four wasn't lying when he said millions!FireySo this is where my sleep paralysis demon takes me in my dreams!TacoWhat?BubbleSo, when I ordered a bubble transformer from Yellow Face all those years ago, this must've been where it came from!FireyAlright, Bubble and friends! It was a blast riding that express train with you three, but we're on different teams, so we must depart now.GelatinOh! Okay. Uh, you guys are a little weird, but uh, goodbye!BubbleGelly, that's not nice!TacoSo we need gifts for Woody and Flower. What do you guys think Woody would like?BlockyDefinitely this super-spiky glove to the face! Ha-ha!TacoBlocky, that's an AWFUL idea! Only sadists and meat tenderizer enthusiasts would buy that!Firey*coughs and backs away*TacoRemember Blocky, we're a team. So try to pick what's in Woody's best interests, cause that's also what's in your best interests.BlockyFine.GelatinOh hey! Forks!BubbleNo, wait, Gelatin, don't go-Gelatin throws three forks out the door.Bubble-tossing those forks.GelatinSorry, I just couldn't resist! Do you think Lolly would like these?BubbleHmm- well, she did start that company that sells Fork Repellent.GelatinAnd?BubbleI see her spray that stuff on herself.GelatinAnd?BubbleEvery day.GelatinOh, so-BubbleYeah, I don't think she likes those things very much.Bubble sees a box of spoons next to her.BubbleLet's get her a bunch of spoons!GelatinSo smart!Woody*sniff*LeafySo, uh, guys, how's your day been?Woody*sniff* *sneeze*LeafyWho's excited to receive their presents?FlowerYeah, it's going alright. But I'm not a fan of how cramped this pot feels!XOh, perfect timing to test out my Satisfaction Detector!X uses his Satisfaction Detector on Flower.Satisfaction Detector2 out of 10.XIt works!TacoWhat about Flower, you guys? What's she into?FireyHmmm. She's extremely receptive to bugs, so maybe we could get her this package of 10 million bug larvae?TacoWhat? No! She has an extremely BAD reception of bugs, not a GOOD one!BlockyWell, I remember Flower said she was trying to promote her fashion line, so how about this bag of glitter she could use to spice up her clothes even more?TacoWow, that was actually a good idea. I'm proud of you, Blocky.Blocky puts the glitter in a box.GelatinDo you think this is enough for Lollipop?BubbleUh, almost! But, where'd Teardrop go?GelatinThere!Teardrop runs over with what appears to be a Magic 8-Ball.GelatinWhatcha got there, Teardrop?Teardrop gives the 8-Ball to Gelatin.Gelatin"Niceness Level Detector". Ooh! A gift for Leafy, perfect! Our work here is done!BubbleBut that's just a random number generator!GelatinEh, whatever.Gelatin puts the gifts in boxes.GelatinI think we can head back to Four with our gifts.BubbleFine!LeafyUh, Woody?WoodyHwa?LeafyRemember the time I told you "there's a life out there, so enjoy it"?WoodyWah?LeafyWell, since then, I've learned that sometimes you're just not in the right mind state to enjoy the things you used to enjoy. But that's natural, and OK. Things will get better eventually, even if they're not perfect right now.WoodyWah!LollipopOh, puh-lease. That's so cheesy, I would laugh, but I suppose I should be nicer to my fellow BFB-mates. So, I'll respect it. Want some Fork Repellent?FlowerOh my gardener! Is that the Fork Repellent from the Yellow Face brand? That's my favorite!LollipopIck! No! This comes from the far superior Lollipop brand, which many studies have shown is much good-er...TacoDo you think Woody would like this bucket?FireyI like bucket.BlockyNo, that won't work. Woody's deathly afraid of the color gray.TacoWait, really?FireyYeah, we discovered that before you joined the show. It was a tumultuous time.TacoHm. Alright, what about this bubble-blowing starter kit?BlockyDefinitely not. Woody is petrified of bubbles, too!TacoWow, you guys know a lot more about Woody's history than me, it seems.BlockyOh, how about... this cardboard box?FireyThat's perfect! Woody gets scared by lots of things, so if he ever feels that way, he can just hide inside this thing, and it should calm his nerves!TacoHey, that's pretty thoughtful of you guys! This could really help Woody overcome his fears, huh?FireyYeah!TacoI'm proud of you guys for putting yourself in Woody's shoes.BlockyYeah, yeah, whatever, let's just get back home.Gelatin encounters a box with something jumping around inside.GelatinWhy does this say "Don't Purple, Open Inside"?FireyWoah, what is that thing?GelatinI'm trying to figure it out. Maybe if we could find a latch to open?TacoWoah, Gelatin, that could be dangerous! Watch out!GelatinDon't worry! I'm being careful.The creature in the box jumps again, causing Taco and Firey to scream.GelatinOkay, let's get outta here!The contestants get back on the train, which heads back to Four.FourWelcome back! Teams, give your gifts to their recipients!XAnd I'll measure how much they like their gifts, with my handy-dandy Satisfaction Detector.FourDo, not. show. OFF!XAww, okay.GelatinHey! Leafster! Accept this gift.Leafy opens the gift.LeafyA bowling ball? I mean, it's a cool sport and all, but, I've had mixed experiences with the game.BubbleNo Leafy, it's a Niceness Detector! Shake it!LeafyOh, I see!Leafy shakes the Niceness Detector.LeafyHooray! It says I'm nice!Leafy shakes it again.LeafyI'm evil? Grrr!Leafy shakes it yet again.LeafyHooray! How kind!Leafy shakes it a fourth time. X's Satisfaction Detector charges up.LeafyYay! I'm so mad! Wow, cool! That is so wrong! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yes, this is what I like to see!X's Satisfaction Detector hits Leafy.Satisfaction Detector8 out of 10.FireyFlower, allow us to present our offering to the Floral Queen!FlowerThis Floral Queen expects only the highest standards of quality!Flower opens the gift.FlowerOh my dirt! Glitter! I can add decorations to all my fashiony things!Flower pours the glitter on her face.TacoGreat gift choice.Taco and Blocky hi-five as X uses the Satisfaction Detector on Flower.Satisfaction Detector10 out of 10.LollipopA gift? For me? How generous, if it were not for the fact that you were obligated to do this to further your own self-interest in the game.GelatinJust open it!LollipopAlright! (tosses box lid) Oh wow! Spoon! I love spoon! Spoon good! Spoon shiny! Very shiny and sparkly! And useful! (looking closely) Hold on. Does this spoon say "Made in Yellow Face's Warehouse"? Ugh! That company makes horrendous products! Do you hear that, potential customer base? Lollipop Inc.'s products are far more valuable in comparison.Satisfaction Detector3 out of 10.GelatinDarn it! I knew that would be a problem!FourSo the Have Cots' satisfaction ratings add up to 11 points. The Have Nots have already secured 10 points, but they're waiting on their final gift for Woody!TacoWe got this in the bag! Blocky, you chose the gift, so you get to deliver it.BlockyAlright.Blocky gives the gift to Woody, who opens it. Blocky and Firey celebrate early.WoodyWuh- wha?TacoWoody, it's a cardboard shelter! If you ever see something you're scared of, you could use it to um- uh- you could go inside of it! To hide, and um, calm yourself, so you're uh, less scared of whatever you were scared of?While she is talking, Woody gets increasingly angry, and starts turning red.WoodyRarr!Woody crushes the box in his hands. X uses the Satisfaction Detector.Satisfaction Detector0 out of 10.BlockyWhat in the actual flip? Woody, this is supposed to be the perfect gift for you!WoodyOh, wah wah wah wah! Wa wah wah!BlockyOh my God, you crybaby! You just made us lose the challenge! Gah!Blocky picks up Woody.BubbleBlocky! Woody's not a baby! You shouldn't have treated him like one! Woody, don't worry, I understand the struggle you're going through.FlowerBubble, this discussion doesn't involve you.Flower pops Bubble.TacoI'm so confused, though. I thought that gift could help him!WoodyNo, wah wah!TacoAlright, sure, whatever. But Woody, I was just trying to help you out! Couldn't you at least appreciate that?LollipopMaybe you guys need to reassess what value Woody contributes to your team. He's not just a dead weight, you know.GelatinYeah, I agree with Lollipop here. Even if she has corporate interests that make cloudier judgment.LollipopYo, customer base? Don't listen to the gelatin.BlockyThe candy ball might have a point.FlowerWhat do you mean? I don't think so! If anything, I think you're too nice on Woody!BlockyThat's the problem!FlowerNo it's not. Meanness is the key to defeating your enemies!BlockyNo! Flower, Taco and I tried super hard to find the perfect gift for the Woody in our heads, but the Woody in our heads was kinda insulting to the Woody in reality.FireyAre you saying there's a little Woody living in my head right now? How you doing, little buddy?Taco*sigh* Blocky's right. We just gotta try harder next time.FourSo that wrapped things up! The Have Nots end up with a total ten satisfaction points, placing them one point behind the Have Cots' eleven points, so they are up for elimination for the second time in a row. (Looks at the two fingers, visibly angry.)Credits: Cary appears with a Leafy plush.Cary HuangHi guys! I hope you enjoyed the episode. It featured a little bit of gift giving, even though Christmas is still pretty far away. But anyway, the Have Nots lost, which means whichever member gets the fewest votes from you viewers is going to be eliminated! So you viewer, pick who you want to save the most, and then type their letter in square brackets and post it on a comment on this video. There's only five of them left now, so after next episode there will only be four. Anyway, please subscribe to jacknjellify, because then you'll be notified when the next episode comes out and you can find out whether your vote made a difference! Thanks for watching and I'll see you all later!Post-credits scene.FlowerHey, Firey! Wanna try my new glitter-infused fashion line?FireyAlright.Flower puts her glittery sweater on Firey. The glitter shines.FlowerWow, you look so radiant!