(⚠️SOME OF THESE LINES ARE DIRECTLY FROM THE ACTUAL GAME OF CLASS OF 09⚠️) Make... no mistake. I'm a sociopath. What the fuck, I sound like a coked up drug poet! Let me give a recap. I've moved all over the state because my slut mom who can't hold a fucking job. Job after job, man after man, state after state. At that point, making friends just seems pointless. So, you stay alone. With your thoughts, by yourself... all of that changed when we moved once. I actually got pretty hot over junior year, so the popular girls always talked to me. But they were just STUPID! I mean, how could people adore someone so fucking dumb? Who am I fucking kidding, they're hot, everyone loves them. We actually stayed a full year. Until my dumb ass mom got a new job in another state! Gosh, seriously, hold a fucking job, cock sucking bitch! FUCK!! I was seriously considering not killing myself for once! This shit is fucking wild. So, I told her, "Fuck you, I'm living with dad! He only lives a couple streets down..." But when I got to his door, BOOM!!!! My second Christmas shot himself! And get this... his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet. All that it wrote, "Nicole's fault" Hi, I'm Nicole by the way, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!? Fuck! Now I have to live with my shitty mom in my SHITTY NEW SCHOOL!!!!
UGHHHH!!!!
I get to the school, my room number is 09. Right when I walk through the doors, this weird ass edgy wannabe retro guy asks me if I want a tour of the school.
Tour bitch: "Oh, hey! You're new, want a tour around"
Me xoxo: "Yeah, sure, whatever, I guess I could use a guide around this dump..." I really didn't just wanted something to do.
Tour bitch: "Cool, yeah... cool... so... what's your name? I'm Crispin."
Me xoxo: "Shut the fuck up."
Crispin: "O... okay..." he said that while starting to walk towards the school plaza, aka courtyard. When we get there, there's this racist blonde boy pushing this black haired bad postured FUCK BOY.
Black hair bad posture: "Hey! Why are you so rude!"
Blonde hair "For being dumb, Jeffery! Ha!!!"
Jeffery: "hmph! Unnecessary."
Me xoxo: "yeah, what the fuck did you do..."
Jeffery: "I was just reading my ma—"
He took out his left to right shit, and I am NOT about that life, so I knocked the book RIGHT out his hands. Ugh. It's just my first day, and I already HATE this school!!
Jeffery: "Heyyy!!! What was that for!!"
Me xoxo: "For reading your little cultural appropriation anime Jack off book in front of me!"
Jeffery: "It .CALLED. Manga!"
Me xoxo: "I'm gonna call your mom and remind her why she's never having grandkids!"
Jeffery ran off crying, and that blonde bitch tried to start a conversation with me.
Blonde bitch: "So, hey... you're pretty cool... what's your name? I'm Kylar."
Me xoxo: "Well, my last name is you, most people just call me that."
Kylar: "What, is that like, Asian? Cool..."
Me xoxo: "Yeah, grandma had yellow fever..."
Kylar: "So what's your first name?"
Me xoxo: "Fuck."
I skipped class after that. Fuck class, and FUCK KYLAR!!
