In another version of the story, where Fukuchi didn't blame the agency, basically peace, the hunting dogs received 30 days of vacations for their hard work,
there is Suegiku, weird jokes, and Fukuchi being a weirdo.
1st place on suegiku on 23/08...
Tachihara: by the way, where is your sister? You're always with her.
Tanizaki: she said that she wouldn't be coming today, because she was hanging out with Haruno.
Tachihara: again? something might be going on there....
Tanizaki: yeah.....
With Teruko.
Teruko and Yosano were spying on Dazai and Chuuya (the gays).
Teruko: they're too close don't you think?
Yosano: yeah, from this perspective, they look like they will kiss.
Teruko: they even kissed before, why don't they do it now?
Yosano: I've no idea girl, they're so weird sometimes.
Teruko: wait wait wait, they're getting even closer!
Yosano: aaahh, let me take a photo.
Yosano took a photo of the gays, it's still unknown if they actually kissed, but not like they give a shit bout that honestly.
Teruko: Will they do something else?
Yosano: I hope so, I already have a big collection of them being gays.
Teruko: haha, me be like with Tecchou and Jouno.
Yosano: can you send me photos of them?
Teruko: sure bestie.
With Fukuchi.
The ugly ahh Fukuchi was sitting beside Fukuzawa and the groomer Mori, they were discussing some things about the city blah blah blah, until they were changing the topic little by little until they ended up talking about silly things.
Fukuchi: and you Mori? Do you have anything to say?
Mori: I remember that my dear Elise took a photo of Nakahara in a maid dress.
Fukuzawa: the same happened with us, just that it was Dazai, he was making a girly pose and smiling.
Mori: Nakahara was just flustered and just being an angry chihuahua about it.
Fukuchi: you two have really silly subordinates.
Mori: and you?
Fukuchi: once, Tecchou brought a lot of ants to the meeting, and Jouno was just so weirded the fuck out that he didn't attend to the whole meeting, and the meeting was kinda canceled, the meeting wasn't important though.
Fukuzawa: and how did you deal with that?
Fukuchi: Tecchou took all of the ants outside that the problem lasted almost nothing.
Mori: that reminds me when Dazai was still in the mafia..... He filled my office with rats......
Fukuzawa: what did you say to him?
Mori: nothing, because he disappeared the next two weeks.
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It was now late, Tecchou and Jouno were talking, they got so comfortable, they just wanted to tell each other about their feelings even if it's unnecessary.
Tecchou: Jouno, can you wait for me here?
Jouno: alright.
Tecchou went for the chocolates, and just tried to make Jouno not notice about it.
Tecchou: there is something I wanted to tell you Jouno.
Jouno: I was just about to tell you the same.
Tecchou: you tell me first.
Jouno: no u do.
Tecchou: no, you do.
Jouno: tell me, I'll tell you after you tell me.
Tecchou: I insist.
Jouno: Tecchou, tell me.
Tecchou: alright....
Jouno paid attention to Tecchou, waiting for him to talk.
Tecchou: Jouno...... I like you since a lot ago...... Will you date me?
Jouno's face went red.
Jouno: damn, I should've talked first, I was about to say the same.
Tecchou blushed too (gay).
Jouno approached Tecchou and kissed him, Tecchou kissed back. (I'm so bad at writing this kind of stuff 💀💀💀💀 help me).
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Tecchou and Jouno came back inside, now holding hands, the just went to talk with the others and spend more time with the others.
Then, they just spent more time with each other.
After some time, they decided to drink a bit
a b i t.
Everyone ended up drinking a lot, except Fukuzawa, Mori and Fukuchi.
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Jouno woke up, he was now on his bed, Tecchou laying beside him, Jouno smells like alcohol and Tecchou does too.
Everything was really silent, so it must be 4:00AM or something like that, Jouno didn't care at all, and just tried to go back to sleep.
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A/N: this chapter was a bit longer, any ideas :DD??
