Click Click Clack

Chapter 1 Tutorial

I've decided to document my new passion a rather unique passion, I call it "click click...clack" after the enchanting sound it produces.

I am aware you're unaware of what "Click click...clack" is, so I've made this little introduction tutorial

First, you take a pencil grip it as if corn on the cob, and bite it twice quickly, rotating as you do, This makes the "click click".

Next, you bite it for one or half a second longer as you feel and hear the saliva from your tooth splattered in the softened wood. this creates a scream-like sound, taking the beautiful "click" and adding "a" to it making it the "clack"

Now repeat and repeat! till you no longer can, as wooden chips fill your mouth getting stuck on the roof and slivers in your tongue—a truly horrible yet hypnotizing sensation.

Now if you still wish for more of this "click click...clack"(I know I do) you can place the chewed stick of wood in your mouth as though a cigarette now rotating it bite just as before two quickly one-half a second slower. Be warned this can cause bigger chunks of wood. Amplifying the discomfort.