(Insert joke here)
Shot glass Laughs with fork and spear who overheard the joke.
Fork:hey ruler, get over here!
MS: no thanks. Someone has to bring you back.
Fork shrugs And continues talking to shot glass and spear as they laugh cigarette plays some weird game obviously drunk And losing the game
Ms: Yeah I'm leaving Put it on his tab.
Shot glass nods and continues talking to fork and spear measuring stick goes outside and sits down on the pavement.
Ms: Why did I even come here?
???: Because you like them they're your friends.
Ms: Are they though? I bet I'm just their...getaway driver or something.
???: Do you think they think of you as Their friend
MS: I don't know maybe I mean...
???: If you don't like them then why did you come.
Ms: I didn't mean to I said 'no' but he didn't care. I mean cigarette didn't seem to care, Spear looked like he couldn't give a- wait...who are you?
???:oh? I never said? I'm Pencil sharpener
Ms: You look like an eraser-
Ps: And you look like a ruler. But I assure you I am a pencil sharpener
Ms: ok! No need to get offense!
Ps: Well it's nice to meet you-Aaaaand your friends coming out so I gotta go.
Pencil sharpener hands Measuring stick a card With numbers in his name.
Ps: here call me later.
Ms: um thanks...i guess
Fork: Who are you talking to?
Measuring stick turns around and cigarette notices the note.
Cigarette: oooh did you get a lady's number?~
Ms: 1 not a girl-
Cigarette: so your gay-
Ms: YES!! How did you not know?!?!?! A-and 2 no its not Anything like that it's just a friend's.
Spear: okay can we all just go home?
Ms: Are you all drunk
Spear cigarette and fork all nod their heads
Ms: Guess I'm driving.
Cigarette: I call shotgun!
Ms: NO!
Cigarette: fine geez...
The screen skips the key leaning against a rock while sketching
key:[Mumbling]
Something moves in the bushes.
*Russell Russell*
Key: h-Hello?
*More ruseleing*
Clippy comes out of the bushes out of breath.
Key: oh! It's just you.
Clippy: hi [Inhale]oh geez[Inhale] 1 sec.
Clippy falls on to the grass face 1st.3 seconds pass.
Clippy: key you dropped your um... Here.
Clippy hands the little piece of metal to key
Key: oh,hey,thanks!
Suddenly the Rock started to shake and crack. The rock floated into the air and suddenly turned into something Under a blanket. The thing Growled.
???:dam still there gez [sigh] where am i?
Key: Hello?
???:AH- geez you scared me!
Key: sorry but who are you
??? You don't know me?-What year is it?
Clippy:[The current year].
???[The current year]?!?!Sorry its just been... Well its been a while.
Clippy Do you have a name?
Eye:oh my name is eye.
Key:you don't look like an eye...
Eye: Oh I don't wanna spread my pink eye.
Key: Understandable.
Eye: What's your name.
Clippy: I'm clippy And this is key!
Suddenly I turned back into stone and plopped on to the ground.
Clippy: eye?!?
Key: What happened?!?!
Clippy thinks For a little while and then got an idea
[Gasp]oh, key!
Key: I'm right here you don't need to yell.
The rock started to crack and shake.
Eye:-well It's nice to meet you two-woh What happened? you look like you just saw a ghost!
Clippy: You just turned into stone.
Eye: Oh... [Mumbles]hmmm [Growl]
Key: Are you ok?
Eye: Flippin' pink eye
Clippy: Come with me I know someone who can help.
Eye:ok
(And that's where I'm gonna leave it I hope you enjoyed see you in the next Part. Also if you want their designs Just tell me and I can post them here somewhere. But I'm trash at drawing.:[But anyways bye!)
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