YOU WANT RANDOM? HERE'S SOME RANDOM!!!

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Hello mah fellow munchkins! As you wanted here is another random page!

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~~~ LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN! ~~~~

* wins 2 movie tickets,goes to 2 movies. (forever alone)

*you can't be sad when your holding a cupcake!

* I bet that this -> & <- is you dragging your butt on the floor.

*When you cut your self your like "ow",

but when you step on a Lego you are in the most pain you can ever be!

" And your like oh dear mother of unicorns help me !!! "

*JUMP GRASSHOPPER! JUMP!

*Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.

*Some people,like you is the reason why we have middle fingers.Why else would we have them?

* Isn't it true when you get a paper cut, you feel like the world is going to end???!!!

* It seems like you need a high five.

In the face.

With a frying pan.

*mooo....

*Why do people even bother to put their hand over our mouths. They know we are going to lick them...

*DORITOS LOCOS TACOS!

*I feel bad for people who's birthday is on April 1st.Nobody will believe them

*BUBBLES!

* Yesterday, some told me to grow up so I immediately banned them from ever riding my pet unicorn, Logan!

*MEEP!

*Me and mah friend are going to buy magic sticks that's $100 at Harry potter world when we go on our field trip! (Magic wands, but we call it sticks!)

*DANG IT!! SORRY JENNIFERLILY, BUT OUR TEACHER TOLD US WE ARE NOT GOING TO HARRY POTTER WORLD ONLY UNIVERSAL!!! WHY??!! OH THE HORROR!!

*"I GOT BRONCHITIS! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

*Hey did anybody see that Google had an April fools prank?! They supposedly invented " Google Nose" which you can smell anything. So ME being the smart one started sniffing my computer!!! I was like "OHHH" Damn it even Google tricked me!

*You have to admit,you have at least wondered what a krabby patty TASTE like.... Am I the only one? awkward...

*Sleep + Social life = bad grades

sleep + good grades = no social life

social life + good grades = no sleep

*Reasons why I run :

JK! I never run!

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Hi ho! Like the complete and utterly RANDOMNESS I have? Yes I agree I do belong in a mental asylum! WE COULD ALL GO!!! Please F.V.C!!!! Now go poop sprinkles mah darlings!

BYYEE REMEMBER I LOOOOVVVVEEE MOI! And you too of course....

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