Aaron avidly awaited another awesome afternoon,
But before blatantly basking before bookshelves,
Caught clever children chasing cantankerous cats.
Dastardly deviants destroying defenseless dogs,
Even enigmatic elves evicting 'elpless 'edge'ogs!
Flagrantly flogging flustered fish!
Gazing gawkily, growing great gorilla-like grip,
He hurls heavy heaters heartily, hurting humanoid harmers.
Indubitably, igniting iguanas is indeed inhumane,
Just jeering jousters jump jaggedly,
Killing kids, KABLAM!
Laughing lets lollygaggers leave litter,
Making municipal men mark meddlers.
Now nothing negates nonpolitical nagging.
Only official oppressive orators, our omnipresent overlords,
Present pandered political points,
Quietly quelling "quacks" quickly.
Ready resisters riot, reciting Roosevelt,
Saying strongly "silencing someone starts skepticism!"
Turmoil tears tenaciously towards totalitarianism,
Undoing untold unalienable uniformities,
Viciously vexing veritable visceral VIP's, vowing vengeance.
Waiting while white-collar workers wonder where we will willingly wander,
Xeriscapes? Xeroxed xeriscapes?
Yet yonder young yellers yammer,
Zagging zealously.
~Thank GAWD for thesauruses
<^>Officially took 4 hours<^>
