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alarm (dazai x reader smut)

What the hell was going on...?

You knew Dazai would never do that to you.

He loves you.

...right?

Over the past ten months that your relationship with him has spanned, and more importantly, years and years of friendship...he wouldn't throw it all away. There had to be some sort of explanation for this.

Because there's no way in hell he would be looking at another woman the way he looks at you when he's about to ravish you then and there. There's no way his hands are roaming all over her body with that teasing, feather-like touch of his; making the homewrecker moan louder and louder every passing second. . . .

Huh? Moan?

All of a sudden her moans are all you can hear. Her moans are ringing in your head. And for some reason, they seem so fucking familiar. . .

Suddenly it's dark.

And then you jerk and sit up.

Blinking a couple of times to get rid of the haziness in your eyes, you finally focus on your surroundings, becoming aware of the very innocently sleeping Dazai; whose bandaged arm is still comfortably lounging over your belly, next to you.

The crumbling white sheets under you, the soft pillow supporting your back and your top that had ridden up, letting Dazai's faintly calloused thumb caress the exposed skin unconsciously, were all hinting that it was....a dream? What kind of dream was that? And why the hell could you still hear the goddamn moans-

You lean over Dazai, hand reaching out to the nightstand where his phone was. Why were the embarrassingly loud moans coming from there-

"AAAHHH~ MMGNN OH MY UGHH DAZ-"

You hit the snooze option immediately and turn to look at the little shit who was pretending to be peacefully sleeping.

The smartass had somehow recorded your moans and put them as his morning alarm.

"Dazai."

"Ahh y/n-chan! Isn't it such a lovely morning? C'mon, cuddle with me," he says looking up at you with lazy eyes.

"No," you declare, childishly turning away from him.

"Haaah?!" He yelps. "Why won't you cuddle with me? What did I do to deserve your wrath so early in the morning, belladonna?!"

You roll your eyes at his overdramatic ass. But it was so hard to resist him when he's laying there with his hair all messed up, illuminated by the sunlight dancing through the curtains against the window and looking at you from under his hooded eyes, inviting you in his arms with his enticing, raspy, morning voice.

"This," you wave the phone in front of him which suddenly starts ringing with that god awful alarm again.

You feel your face burning with embarrassment when instead of turning it off, Dazai takes the phone from your hand and lets it play, all the while watching you intensely with those twinkling chocolate coloured eyes of his that were always exuding mystery and wisdom and mischief. So you cover your face with your hands, suddenly feeling shy.

You hear Dazai chuckle softly and the rustling of the sheets, until you can feel the warmth radiating from his body.

"Now, now y/n, why would you hide your beautiful face from me?" he croons softly, taking ahold of your hands and pulling them away from your face.

His thumb gently caresses your cheek before leaning in and claiming your lips in a deep slow kiss. His lips coax you for a few seconds before biting down not too gently, making you gasp and opening your mouth to him. He slides his tongue in your mouth, tangling it with yours and exploring your mouth.