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Queen Bobilin: WHY DID YOU EAT MY SPAGHETTI LEFTOVERS

Queen Bobalina: I WAS HUNGRY! AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN EATING THEM!!!

Queen Bobilin: I WAS GONNA EAT THEM TONIGHT DUMBY!! THAT'S THE POINT OF L.E.F.T.O.V.E.R.S

Queen Bobalina: OH DON'T EVEN TRY TO LIE! THEY'VE BEEN IN THE FRIDGE FOR A WEEK!!

Queen Bobilin: I SAID I WAS GONNA EAT THEM TONIGHT!!!!!!

Queen Bobalina: THEY WERE A WEEK OLD-

Bobia Rose: MOMMA!!!!!! Uncle Bobnita is hereeee

*the trumpets go on (30 secs)*

King Bobnita: Hiiiiiiii~

Queen Bobilin: Hey! What are you doing here?!

King Bobnita: I missed you all! Omg Bobia Rose! You've grown so much!

*the king hugs Bobia*

Bobia Rose: hi uncle bonitaaaa

King Bobnita: hello Bobia

Princess Bobara: hey, uncle bobnita *in a annoyed tone*

King Bobnita: hi Bobarah! *says sarcastically*

Queen Bobilin: Hey Bobnita

King Bobnita: hello Bobilin

Queen Bobalina: What are you doing here?

Princess Bobella: Yeah... Why are you here???!!!!

King Bobnita: Because I needed help my kingdom is falling apart! I was wondering if you guys could help me out.

Queen Bobilin: What do you mean exactly?

King Bobnita: I don't know what to do! People will leave forever if I don't make a stand and...and I love my people! And I don't want them to leave!

Queen Bobilin: Well what can we do to help

King Bobnita: I need you to help me build walls so they can't escape >:)

Bobia Rose: T-t-t-thats evil tho

King Bobnita: Oh well!

Queen Bobilin: well what do you say bobalina he's your brother?

Queen Bobalina: alright we will help

Princess Bobella: So what do we do first???

King Bobnita: We need to start making blueprints for the wall

Bobia Rose: I will go get t-the paper!!

Princess Bobara: I guess I have to get the pencils or whatever

King Bobnita: Let's get started then!!!!!

Queen Bobalina: what material do we need Bobnita?

Princess Bobara: woww smartest thing you've said all day

King Bobnita: BOBARAH! That's it you aren't getting your pocky sticks and i'll eat them myself

Princess Bobara: nooo

Queen Bobalina: ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU!!

*bobia is crying*

King Bobnita: oh mah goodness im sorry

Prince bobaven: what am i a wall or something!? I'm here too!

King Bobnita: oh yup sorry hi Bobaven

Prince bobaven: hi Dad

Bobia Rose:Can we uh start now?

Queen Bobilin: duhh

*they grab the bricks (cardboard boxes) and start building*

Princess Bobella: Who else is getting hungry...?

*Everyone says "ME!"*

King Bobnita: there is a new restaurant down the road we could go eat there!

Princess Bobella: yeah that sounds great!

Prince bobaven: they BETTER have my pizza because if they don't i'll go crazy and i won't stop

Princess Bobara: shut up and chill okay!?

Bobia Rose: c-c-can you guys stop now i'm hu-hu-hungry

Queen Bobilin: yeah i'll just grab like 20 hundred dollars and an extra hundred thousand incase

Queen Bobalina: yeah our image matters more than anything

*Queen Boblin grabs the fake money and they start walking to the restaurant a sit at a table*

Waiter: welcome to Rick Rolled Restaurant how can i serve you?

Queen Bobilin: get us 7 of EVERYTHING NOW!

Waiter: where is your manners Queen Bobilin?

Queen Bobilin: down your throat,under the sea,bill nye the science guy,-

bobaven  and Bobella: CAN WE GET OUR ORDER!!!!!!!!!

Waiter: Whatever

*the waiter left and gave them each a menu*

Princess Bobella: Chicken nuggets!

Prince: PIZZAAAAAAa

Queen Bobilin: calm down! I think that waiter is sooo dumb

Queen Bobalina: whatever

Princess Bobia Rose: cheese burger

Princess Bobara: woww hotdogs and sodaaa sweet!!

Waiter: foods done *sets the food by everyone*

Waiter: that will be 143 dollars and 50 cent

Queen Bobalina: suree

*queen bobilin handed over the money and they ate*

Prince bobaven :OMG!

King Bobnita: what is it?!

Prince bobaven: Our rate of people is dropping by like FIFTY!

King Bobnita: OMG! WE HAVE TO GET BUILDING!

Princess Bobia Rose: ok!

Princess Bobella: 'kay

Princess Bobara: bet

*they start building the walls again*

Princess Bobella: I'm so tired!

Queen Bobalina: shut up! We have to continue!

Princess Bobella: ughhh

Prince bobaven: We've only been working for 3 hours!

Princess Bobella: EXACTLY! 3 HOURs IS WAY TOO LONG!

Princess Bobara: how come Bobia gets to take a NAP!?

Queen Bobilin: Because she's 4 and it's her nap time duhhhhh

Princess Bobella: i now wish i was 4

*all princesses and princes say "SAME!"*

Queen Bobalina: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND WORK!

Princess Bobara: Awoop jump scaree-

King Bobnita: cringeee

Princess Bobara: shut up 🙄

*they finish the wall*

*They all sigh of relief and say "FINALLY"!*

King: Thanks you guys! Now no one will ever escape!

Queen Bobilin yes yes now shoo shoo

*they all say bye and the horns go on again for 30 secs*

King Bobnita: *dramatically leaves*

The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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