Me: Wait! So you go by a new gender identity/ sexuality?
Y/n: Yes
Me: And you're happy?
Y/n: Yes! I'm finally happy
Me: Ok! Then i'm proud of you! I'm pansexual, i completely understand😁
Hater: * Makes a gender/homophobic comment about Y/n* 😈
Me: What. Did. You. Just. Say......?!😡
Hater: * Won't stop bothering you*
Me: Ok! That's it! 😡
Me: * Takes out a rock from my purse *
Y/n: What do you have there?
Me: * Aiming it against the hater*
It's my lucky rock!
Me: * Throws it to the hater*
Die motherfucker...!😡
Hater: * Gets hit in the head by it and passes out*😵😵😵😵😵
Me: * Dust my hands off*
They won't bother you again, my dear
* Gives you your favorite snack*
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Sidenote:
You know what sucks?
When i'm just trying to be pretty paint pansexual
But instead i'm being stressy messy and depressy.......
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