sofi x minion meore nawili

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by bitchannnn

by bitchannnn

sofi atfer feeling warm deep sensation of tim in his mouth, that was short yet awesomesauce, didnt consider the not so awesomesauce lasting consequence. sofi had to face all 5 stages of grief, and complete change of life and self.

sofi fell into a deep depression after the minions consumption, he did not consider that the euphoric feeling of voring a loved one would not last forever. he felt 3/4 part of himself go away with the toilet flush. sofi while seeing just some shii lying around, could not help but see the resemblence to his favorite parts of tim ( standing on 2th place befo 1 thing obvi). easter was the worst for sofi, dawg could not eat paska with raisins, as raisins would remind him of tims beautifully shart colored eyes... as well as the traditionally dyed red eggs would always remind him the sight of tims red ballsack with unporpotionally red nuts innit..... easters were the end of sofi, after the sight of all the objects resembling that not small but average sized beautiful minion, he had to deal with depression and SUFFER with autism. he thought that the world was against him, just making fun of him with all the flashbacks he would get for no reason and just yodeled

-I AINT HANDLIN TS NO MOR CUH- while barging towards the balcony door- BEUH AT LEAST IN HEAVEN THERE AINT NO REMINDERS OF MY TIMMY BOOBOO BABY FR CUH- yodeling even louder while standing on the edge of the balcony

-but WAIT.... -a thought has flashed at the back of sofis mind- I GYATT TO DELETE MY CHARACTER AI HISTORY DAWG!!!!!!!

sofi ran back inside the room and sprightly grabbed his phone. while barging through his old messages consisting of having sex with cai light yagami, he accidentally opened wattpad. there it was, a lamentable but yet beautiful story of sofi and his dearly missed lover, a soulmate even, tim. that was eyeopening for sofi -"ts shii got me cryin fr" he thought that, maybe that was not a coincidence, but a sign from tim, for sofi to accept or even embrace the resemblances and memories of tim and him, instead ofhiding away from them- "i bouta start tweakin rn" said sofi in tears. after realising that sofi finally after years felt peace. like the emptiness inside of him has been creampied.

after listening to tims advice, life has never feltso (libidinouuji- smoki) libidinous for sofi. he even started painting his nails black in the honor of tims beautiful big sexy eyeballs.

the end.