2:04am
Y/n: I want Thai food 😩
Derek: Lmao again??
Emily: 💀💀
Emily: it's literally 2am
Y/n: ye and I got nothing
Spencer: Why aren't you sleeping?
Y/n: why ain't YOU sleeping
Derek: fr
Spencer: I was reading
Y/n: and I was craving THAI FOOD
Derek: r u pregnant?? lmao
Y/n: lmaoo
Y/n: no i'm not?? 🙄
Derek: is tho 😙😙
Derek: who's the father? bet its pretty boy 🤓🤓
Y/n: what 😀
Emily: no but you're craving the most random things lately y/n/n
Spencer: Morgan
Y/n: I just want noodles with shrimps guys 🙄🙄
Emily: and lots of chocolate 🤔
JJ: and cactus juice 🤔🤔
Garcia: they might be onto somwthing
Y/n: IM NOT PREGANNT GUYS
Y/n: IM JOT EVEN DATING SPENCER
Spencer: Exactly!
Derek: yet 🤪🤪🤪
Y/n: IM literally on my period I sweat
Y/n: n I don't want kids 😭😭
Y/n: I'd die fr
JJ: it's not that bad! It's actually nice to be a mother :)
Y/n: no thanks
Y/n: I can't take care of myself wdym I'm spossed to have a kid
Garcia: rel
Spencer: I think you're rather responsible
Y/n: have u met me 💀
Derek: nah she's right
Derek: I saw her fridge there's barely food there
Y/n: I eat out!!
Y/n: y would I need food at home ??
Y/n: and how'd u see my fridge
Derek: ummm not telling
Y/n: Derek Morgan did u break into my apartment again
Spencer: Again?
JJ: again?
Emily: he does that
Hotch: Why are you guys texting in the middle of the night? We have work tomorrow.
Hotch: And why would Morgan break into Y/n's apartment repeatedly?
Derek: Y/n's a LIAR
Derek: I literally have a spare key wdym 😭😭😭😭
Y/n: for emergencies not stealing my non-existent food 🙄🙄🙄🙄
JJ: what emergencies?
Derek: she was stuck in her bathroom once and I had to kick the door in
Y/n: bruh
Y/n: you promised not to tell 😭
Emily: LMAO
Hotch: Guys, go back to sleep.
Y/n: but I'm Hungary 😥
Spencer: Y/n, I've told you already, you need to eat regular meals
Y/n: you know I can't eat when I'm not hungry 💀
Y/n: it's not possible to have 3 full meals a day!
Derek: I assure u it's possible to eat 6
Y/n: psycho
Hotch: I swear if none of you go to sleep right now I'll make sure to leave extra paperwork for everyone
Y/n: NO PLEASE YOURE LIKE A FATHER TO ME DON'T DO THUS TO ME 😭😭😭😭
Emily: I thought rossi's like your father??
Y/n: nah he's more like a rich godfather who buys me nice things 🤪
Derek: so a sugar daddy? I knew it
Y/n: BITCH NO 💀💀💀
Hotch: Okay extra paperwork for everyone!
Derek: NO BOSSMAN IM GOING TO SLEEP I SWEAR
Y/n: I'M ALREADY ASLEEP 🙏🙏
Emily: same here 😩😩
Spencer: me too!
YOU ARE READING
bau group chat x reader
Fanfictiony/n x spencer (kinda) but it's basically just chaos. I wrote it like a year ago then forgot about it but I might as well post it
