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2:04am

Y/n: I want Thai food 😩

Derek: Lmao again??

Emily: 💀💀

Emily: it's literally 2am

Y/n: ye and I got nothing

Spencer: Why aren't you sleeping?

Y/n: why ain't YOU sleeping

Derek: fr

Spencer: I was reading

Y/n: and I was craving THAI FOOD

Derek: r u pregnant?? lmao

Y/n: lmaoo

Y/n: no i'm not?? 🙄

Derek: is tho 😙😙

Derek: who's the father? bet its pretty boy 🤓🤓

Y/n: what 😀

Emily: no but you're craving the most random things lately y/n/n

Spencer: Morgan

Y/n: I just want noodles with shrimps guys 🙄🙄

Emily: and lots of chocolate 🤔

JJ: and cactus juice 🤔🤔

Garcia: they might be onto somwthing

Y/n: IM NOT PREGANNT GUYS

Y/n: IM JOT EVEN DATING SPENCER

Spencer: Exactly!

Derek: yet 🤪🤪🤪

Y/n: IM literally on my period I sweat

Y/n: n I don't want kids 😭😭

Y/n: I'd die fr

JJ: it's not that bad! It's actually nice to be a mother :)

Y/n: no thanks

Y/n: I can't take care of myself wdym I'm spossed to have a kid

Garcia: rel

Spencer: I think you're rather responsible

Y/n: have u met me 💀

Derek: nah she's right

Derek: I saw her fridge there's barely food there

Y/n: I eat out!!

Y/n: y would I need food at home ??

Y/n: and how'd u see my fridge

Derek: ummm not telling

Y/n: Derek Morgan did u break into my apartment again

Spencer: Again?

JJ: again?

Emily: he does that

Hotch: Why are you guys texting in the middle of the night? We have work tomorrow.

Hotch: And why would Morgan break into Y/n's apartment repeatedly?

Derek: Y/n's a LIAR

Derek: I literally have a spare key wdym 😭😭😭😭

Y/n: for emergencies not stealing my non-existent food 🙄🙄🙄🙄

JJ: what emergencies?

Derek: she was stuck in her bathroom once and I had to kick the door in

Y/n: bruh

Y/n: you promised not to tell 😭

Emily: LMAO

Hotch: Guys, go back to sleep.

Y/n: but I'm Hungary 😥

Spencer: Y/n, I've told you already, you need to eat regular meals

Y/n: you know I can't eat when I'm not hungry 💀

Y/n: it's not possible to have 3 full meals a day!

Derek: I assure u it's possible to eat 6

Y/n: psycho

Hotch: I swear if none of you go to sleep right now I'll make sure to leave extra paperwork for everyone

Y/n: NO PLEASE YOURE LIKE A FATHER TO ME DON'T DO THUS TO ME 😭😭😭😭

Emily: I thought rossi's like your father??

Y/n: nah he's more like a rich godfather who buys me nice things 🤪

Derek: so a sugar daddy? I knew it

Y/n: BITCH NO 💀💀💀

Hotch: Okay extra paperwork for everyone!

Derek: NO BOSSMAN IM GOING TO SLEEP I SWEAR

Y/n: I'M ALREADY ASLEEP 🙏🙏

Emily: same here 😩😩

Spencer: me too!

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