Well this is it! Hope u like.
I am awoken from my slumber... not good..
ITS NOT FAIIIR!!!!! U WOKE ME AND NOW IM NOT SNOGGING LIAM NO MOREEEE!!!
I complained.This is later
GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT I DNT WANNA SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!!! SOOOO, PACK ALL YOUR FUCKING SHIT AN LEAVEEEEEEE!! Screamed mom, i sighed and obeyed, now im on th streets bc my "mother" hates me.
Later..er
So i am walking down th road, and a limo stops in front of me... i am taken by th van... how? Beats me. They wont let me seeeeee, its annoying! I am captured, ambushed, whatever! I told them if they didnt grab my stuff id castrate them, an they say they got it! I am DJ! Delliene jeenah is my real name tho! There was a chorus of woah'.. r u gonna run away? Asked th one i am currently sitting on. No i have no where else to go! Oh.. he released me. Why? Bc i have a bitch for a mother, i responded.
Beware, this chappie is o.v.e.r, ill update soon, promise!