1. Aquire penagina
2. Summon bloody mary
3. Touch B O O B
4. Host my 21st birthday at a lesbian bar
5. Try weed
6. Get a horse
7. Start a band
8. Find the end of the rainbow
9. Consume 10 pounds of faggot beans to intensify gaylord (Skittles)
10. Get a lobotomy
11. Have my breasts removed so i can finally wear unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts
12. Eat at a Hooters
13. Find out where Cotton Eye Joe really came from
14. Beat my 6ft friend in a dad joke competition
15. Put laxatives in that one guys drink
