Part 1: Penis Power

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Okay so y'all are protesting so badly. First of all, most chng.org petitions don't actually do jackshit. Theres no magical, fairy godmother thats gonna shit out your wishes just because you got a few hundred people to sign. In fact, chng.org petitions are usually just scams or money-grabs. 

The real way to protest, is to first know your enemies weaknesses. Are they LGBTphobic? Pedophilic? Conservative? 

Second, use those weaknesses against them. For example, if your protesting against a bunch of overly-Christian grandmas, just spew out loads of profanity and sexual jokes


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