Chapter 3: Wait, so like sanitizer?

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*Ding*dong*

My mutha rang da bel (that sounded so dumb)

Moving on....

My brother Tizer,ugh,looked up at me and said "you look ugly"
"Shut up"

"ShAt Up"

"Tizer when we get home , let's play a game :〕"

"What?!:o"

'"Helloooooo"Susan broke the much irritating and useless conversation.
"Come innnnn, dinners ready♡"

A man dressed too professionally for a casual dinner came out with a baby that looked around sani's age.

"Oh this is Frank and the little one is Manny,my youngest"

"Hello"
"Wewwoo"

"Rodrickkkkk,Gregggggg,come down the Ambers' are here!"

"Coming mom!"a voice replied from upstairs.

As I was sitting down at the chair the VERY sexy guy sat down in the chair beside me . Holy hell.Shut up asthé!

"Hey."
"Hey."
"What's ur name?"
"Asthé,what's urs?"
"Rodrick"
"What school do you go to?"
"Crossland high"
"Wow!me too.I'm in juniour year."
"Same."

"Sooo I see you two have met each other ?" Susan interrupted with a very VERY cheeky smile.

"Yeah"we replied unanimously.

The boy who was getting beat up by rodrick spoke up."Hey. My name is gregory heffley.But everyone calls ne greg."
"Hey greg. I'm Asthé"
"How old are u?"
"16"
"Oh. I'm 12"
"Hey Tizer!have u met greg his ur age!"
"Gosh Asthé u sound like mum!and no I have not met greg."
"So meet him 🫤"
"Mkay"

As greg and Tizer got to talking rodrick knocked my shoulder."How many siblings do u have?"
"3"
"Sameeeeeeeee"
"Sani and Tizer"
"Wait. So,like SaniTizer?"
"Heyyy!I never thought of it like that!?"
"Hey Tizer do u know that ur real name is Sanitizer!"
"What?"
"U wouldnt get it Dummie"
"Now now . Don't fight at the table kids." My dad said in a stern voice.

(Time skip)

As I was walking out of the heffleys desperately wishing that rodrick was my bf . SORRY—
anyways......
Rodrick grabbed my hand and i was very flustered. He asked for my number and said it was nice meeting me.

When i went home I took out my phone and texted my best friend and band bassist who moved to america a few years back and spilled ALL the tea.

Btw, I am in a band .
I'm the drummer and my band is called 'Short Circuit'.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 22 ⏰

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