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SMG3: "How do I get my crush to ask me out?"
Bob: "Well, you know how they say to just be yourself?"
SMG3: "Uh, yeah?"
Bob: "Well, don't do that. You being you means you're gonna end up blowing up your crush, and I don't need you blaming me for why you end up in jail for 20 years."

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Mario: "Meggy, I need some advice!"
Meggy: "On what, Red?"
Mario: "How do I get rid of a spaghetti that's pregnant?"
Meggy: "...Mario, did you-"
Mario: "DON'T TELL SMG4, PLEASE-"

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SMG3: "You ever have one of those days where you just wanna jump off the Empire State Building?"
SMG4: "...No?"
Kaizo: "Bro, are you good?"
SMG3: "BITCH, DO I LOOK GOOD?!"

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