F1 lads 🏎️
Tripod: Hey guys can I add someone's number on here
Milk boy: yeah who it is
Tripod: it's a friend of mine who was in karting with us
Banana: oh cool why not
Albono: I'm down
Facts: same
Chilli 🌶️: yeah go for it
*Tripod added 123 456-7890*
123 456-7890: hi who is this?
Tripod: it's the group chat I told you about
Remember?
123 456-7890: you never told me about any chat Pierre
And why are you called tripod?
Banana: it's cause he had that nickname as a kid
You should remember it from karting
123 456-7890: what I never did karting with Pierre
And why are you called Banana
Chilli 🌶️: "I have never looked so good"
Banana: hey!
It's a joke between all of us
Albono: Pierre are you sure you added the good number?
Tripod: I normally did
Milk boy: wait that's not your friend I recognise this number
It's Max's number
Banana: Fewtrell?
He seems nice
Milk boy: no Verstappen
Chilli : oh hi Max 👋
Carlos here
123 456-7890: Lando?
And hi Carlos
Milk boy: yep it's me
Banana: What?! Why him?
Tripod: sorry took the wrong number
It's just an inchident
Milk boy: 😂
Chilli 🌶️: wonderful haha
Albono: 😂
Facts: bahahaha
123 456-7890: very funny Pierre.
Banana: fuck off Pierre
ok but now we can kick him out of here and FAST
123 456-7890: I'm guessing Leclerc
Banana: yeah and get out we don't want you here
Tripod: wow relax Charles
We still like him
Banana: no!
He's the enemy
123 456-7890: hey I didn't do anything to you
Banana: oh shut up
Milk boy: come on he's fun and it's not like nobody knows him
Banana: he's not fun he's boring
123 456-7890: I'm not
You're just too stupid to see it
Banana: excuse me?
123 456-7890: yep that's called being stupid
S-T-U-P-I-D being dumb and not being able to understand anything
Banana: I know what it means I'm not dumb motherfucker
123 456-7890: oh yeah doesn't seem so when you race
Banana: hey what did I say to deserve this
123 456-7890: it's more of did
And you did a lot
Banana: what no
123 456-7890: ohh yeah you did
Tripod: it's ok Max!
123 456-7890: nah
Banana: hey! Ever heard of manners and emotions?
Oh right no you didn't cause your stupid father didn't raise you
123 456-7890: oh fuck yourself
At least I still have one
Banana: I- excuse me?
I'm gonna fucking kill you
Tripod: OK STOP IT GUYS
ENOUGH
Chilli 🌶️: Max too far
Banana: HE STARTED IT
123 456-7890: HE STARTED ROASTING ME FOR NO REASON
Banana: HE JOKED BOUT MY FATHER'S DEATH
123 456-7890: YOU SAID MINE WAS SHIT
Banana: HE IS!!
Tripod: OK THAT'S IT
*Tripod muted Banana*
*Tripod muted 123 456-7890*
Milk boy: oh wow so much peace all of a sudden
Albono: they have a problem I swear...
Chilli 🌶️: and they need to solve it
Facts: facts
Albono: not the time
Facts: pfff
Chilli 🌶️: I bet you'll get spammed by them in private
Milk boy: oh you probably will
Tripod: already am
"Unmute me I swear to god Pierre Jean-Jacques Gasly!!" From Charles
"Oh come on I didn't do anything" from Max
"Pierre you shouldn't even have muted me he's not supposed to be there you just put the wrong number you should've just kicked him out" from Charles
"Pierre we're literal adults we can act like some" from Max
Milk boy: eh no you can't
Welp just got spammed with a bunch of insults
Tripod: ok now I'm gonna unmute you and your going to solve your childish rivalry and get over it
*Tripod muted Banana*
*Tripod muted 123 456-7890*
Banana: that's his fault and why would we solve our NOT childish rivalry
123 456-7890: I'm with him on this one I'm not solving anything Because there's nothing to fucking solve
Tripod: do you want me to mute you again
123 456-7890: I can just leave if I want you know
Tripod: not anymore you're going to solve your problem and not run away from it Clear?
123 456-7890: oh yeah?
*123 456-7890 has left the group*
*Tripod added 123 456-7890*
Banana: come on Pierre leave him alone and let him leave the goddamn group
Tripod: pfff
This is just the intro the others will be longer
I'll try to post the next chapter in like 3 days
YOU ARE READING
Wrong number
FanfictionPierre added the wrong number to a small group chat made of f1 drivers. Turns out to be Max Verstappen's number. How can I say it rapidly turns into chaos.
