Qibli: Ooooh, a letter. *grabs letter from Aspen*
Aspen: Hey! You don't get the letters, technically they go to me!
Winter: *tackles Qibli and gives the letter to Aspen*
Aspen: *reading it* Oh... It's a dare for Peril...
*Everyone stares at Peril*
Peril: What?! I hope whatever stupid scavenger sent this knows I can't touch anything flammable.
Aspen: Er- It's not about what you have to do, it's about what you have to say.
Kinkajou: Oh snap!
Peril: *screEEchEs* tEll MeH wHaT mY dUmB dArE iSSS!
Aspen: YouHaveToSayYesToEverythingAndStayTrueToYourWordForADay! *runs out*
Peril: So... I have to say yes to everything?!
Qibli: And stay true to your word!
Lynx: *randomly appears* This'll be fun! *disappears*
Peril: No. This will NOT BE FUN.
Kinkajou: Peril, you can't say no remember? Only yes.
Peril: *grumbles*
Umber: Peril, I'm sorry, but they're going to put you in peril... *giggles*
Lynx: *appears upside down hanging from a random vine in the room* RIM SHOT! *disappears*
Peril: PYSCHO!
Qibli: *starts posing* Peril, am I incredibly handsome?
Peril: *screams* CAN I DIE?
Shard: *speaking like a narrator* For the next 23 hours, things were pretty chaotic, a little like this:
Qibli: Hey, Peril, would you climb in this cannon to test if it works for me?
Everyone: *watching as Peril gets shot all the way to the Sky Kingdom*
Qibli: *yelling* Thanks Peril! Tell me where you land!
Kinkajou: Peril, some scary monkies have invaded some huts in the rainforest, could you deal with them for me?
Everyone: *watching as Peril gets beaten up by rabid monkies*
Kinkajou: Thanks Peril! Forgot to mention that they're fireproof!
Winter: Cook me some meat Peril!
[five minutes later]
Winter: *starts tearing up* You burnt my FOOOOOOOOOOD!
Moon: Peril, do you mind holding my books for a minute?
Shard: I don't even have to TELL you what happened after that!
Moon: Who are you talking to? Also, *takes deep breath* FIREEEEEEE!
*fourth wall crumbling*
Shard: Er- Nobody, ASPEN QUICK, THE DUCT TAPE!
Aspen: *runs in with duct tape*
Shard: *quickly covers crumbling wall with duct tape*
*fire melts duct tape and wall*
Shard: WHAT TYPE OF WALL IS THIS? I WANT A REFUND!
Aspen: Er- Shard, you didn't pay for any of this stuff, you stole it...
Shard: Oh yeah.
Shard: Let's go steal a fifth wall! *runs away*
Aspen: *turns to the dragons staring at them* I don't know her! She's a random dragon who I've never met!
[Back in the fancy office a while later with Shard still acting as the narrator]
Shard: Talk about betrayal! Anywho, this isn't about me, (unfortunately) this is about Peril. After almost a day of being chased around, doing stupid jobs and being used as a walking oven or a popcorn maker, Peril was exhausted.
Peril: *sleeping*
[All speaking at the same time:]
Qibli: Is she in a coma?
Kinkajou: Oh my gosh, we killed her!
Winter: She's faking it for attention, though, honestly, it looks pretty real.
Moon: She's just tired.
Turtle: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Umber: Dang, I had more corn to turn into popcorn, guess I can't sneak my way out of eating my vegetables now.
Aspen: *walks in* It has now been 23 hours and 57 minutes since I received the letter about Peril's dare-
Qibli: what letter?
Aspen: THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM ME.
Qibli: Ohhhh, that one. Kidding, sorry, don't remember.
Winter: How many letters do you steal?!
Qibli: I lost count around three years ago.
Aspen: Anyway, Peril only has one minute to say yes to everything, but I think you all should let her sl-
Everyone: PERIL! WAKE UP!
Qibli: We need to work on my canon! I could shoot you to Pantala!
Kinkajou: There's more monkeys!
Winter: I'm hungry again!
Umber: Same!
Aspen: Three, two, one, 24 hours is up!
Peril: No, no, no and ... You guessed it, NO.
Everyone: *starts snivelling* But we neeeeeed you!
*One day later*
Kinkajou: I handled those monkeys myself, but now I have all of these weird scars on my back...
Qibli: I handled my canon problem myself too, I paid others to get shot out of a canon!
Kinkajou: *sarcastically* You know, that's SO selfless, that I'm naming my new pet monkey after your weird passion, Canon! *holds out a monkey with red eyes*
Qibli: Er... *runs*
Umber: I faced my ultimate fear of vegetables and now I can eat corn, but I wish I could have popcorn again...
Winter: You know, scavengers invented something that makes popcorn, you want me to show you? I'll charge you two cows.
Umber: Deal, it's not like I'm trading my brother, Clay! *laughs because that actually happened to Clay oof*
Moon: I can just put my books on the floor- Wait, I feel a vision coming on!
[In her vision:]
Vision Moon: *puts books on floor while looking for new books*
Vision Coconut: *trips over the books and gets a concussion*
*timeskip in the vision*
Vision Glory: I sentence you, Moonwatcher the NightWing, to a lifetime of jail for killing one of my subjects!
[Vision ends]
Turtle: Moon? Are you ok?
Moon: Nevermind... I'm never putting my books on the ground.
Turtle: Ok...
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WoF; Ultimate Truth or Dare
FanfictionJust WoF ToD with your favourite characters plus my OC, Aspen! Of course, I own nothing except Aspen, Shard and Cacao. Both CB and Sakura are borrowed OCs, they aren't owned by me. ( ⚠️WARNING⚠️ Craziness that may make your eyebrows pop off, your ey...
