ava was walking in a rainy day in el centro. She spotted Danika and the monkey holding hands. She was so jealous— why couldn't her and her boyfriend be like that?! She yelled in frustration, and ran back home to where her hubby ethan was waiting for her.
"Hello honey." Ethan said as he watched Ava walk in.
"Don't call me honey! You are cheating on me." Ava said with an angry voice.
"What???" Ethan gasped "how did you KNOW!!!"
"I knew it because you don't act like you love me anymore— and I saw the lipstick in our car!"
"No! No— you don't get it! The lipstick was mine!" Ethan cried.
"But you're still cheating on me." Ava declared angrily
"Yes... I wear lipstick because I'm gay."
"Then... then who are you cheating on me with?"
"...I-I'm... I'm cheating on you with Solana..."
"WHAT?!?" Ava yelled "But Solana is a girl???"
"She's basically a boy."
"No!!!"
"I'm so sorry. Do you want to be in a polyamorous relationship?"
"...yes..." Ava said with a shy smile.
The next day they all met up and made out.
