Touhou: Gensokyo Isekaid Side-Stories

A shrine maiden, 2 magicians, and an angel played a children's playing card game

Date: 11-5

The sun shined down below, a calm wing flowing through the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu quietly snored while taking a nap. This nap was interrupted however, with a nock on the door. Reimu took in a deep breath, groaning as rolled over, and started walking to the door. She slid it open, revealing a group of three.

"Yo Reimu! Let us in, ze!" The first one said. A black and white clad magician, with a large hat, long blonde hair, you already know her. The Ordinary Magician, Marisa Kirisame!

"Are you really taking a nap in this part of the afternoon?" A male said. He had lavender hair, similar to a certain mansion owning vampire we know of, falling slightly past his ears with bangs over his eyes but he had then swayed to the right. He wore a black hoodie with white fluffy inside, wearing black sweatpants, and tennis shoes. His crimson red-eyes and black wings near the bottom of his back made him look like a youkai, but his human ears and demeanor made it confusing on what he quite was. The Lavender Magician, Michael Yuukaza!

"C'mon man, naps are nice!" The third one said, The man had messy blonde hair with blue-eyes, skin that was tanned. Benoni found that weird since there was snow everywhere. He had large white feathered wings, with a tight sleeveless white shirt with a pair of jeans. This dumbass pervert doesn't get a title, Claus!

"What do you three want..." Reimu asked, rubbing her eyes.

"We're going out to eat, ze~!" Marisa said, "You're coming along!"

"I don't have that kind of money." Reimu bluntly said.

"I'm paying." Michael said. Reimu raised an eye-brow.

"Wait...where did you get that kind of money?" Reimu asked, "You don't have a job...now that I think about it, where do you live?"

"Oh you know...A place of unknown location that no-one should ever be able to reach." Michael told her cryptically.

"Wha...what does that even mean!?" Reimu asked.

"You'll figure it out in the spring." Michael told her.

"What?!" Reimu asked, "I'm not gonna remember by then!"

"I have to agree. That's way too long, da ze." Marisa said. Michael shrugged.

"Well it's not like I exactly own the house..." Michael sighed, "Anywho where are we going to eat? I'm starving."

"I'm not eating humans." Reimu said, looking at the two youkai.

"Racist." Claus and Michael said at the same time.

"Besides I'm only half...umm..." Michael paused. To Reimu and Marisa, he turned his head, lifting his hand, and began swiping and poking at...nothing. He then swiped his hand again and turned back to them, "I'm only half "Little Devil". Besides, they can eat human food and live."

Claus: Well I think we all know where we're going.

Reimu: Of course.

Marisa: Obviously!

Michael: I concur.

"Geidontei/Genso's Pizza!" The group all stared at each other, remaining in silence momentarily, "...Gah/What/Impossible/Nani!?"

"Guys you can't be serious." Claus said.

"Im completely serious, da ze!" Marisa said.

"They don't serve any Sake at Geno's Pizza!" Reimu mentioned.

"Who cares? I don't drink anyways." Michael said.

"Preposterous!" Reimu yelled.

"Bro think of all the drunk big tiddied waifus!" Claus yelled at his Youkai companion.