Random civilian: -and they were roommates!
Radiant_Day: Oh my god, they were roommates!Sorrowful_Day: Do you ever like wake up or- do- like do something and you're just like 'what the he- fuck is going on!?
Great_Day: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does!
Macabre_Day: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.
Radient_Day: I thought you were Bea. Turns out you're just fam.
Albert: Bro...Benevolent_Day: I do love working here it's just we all have a lot of laughs.
Also Benevolent: Fuck off Macabre! I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.Practical_Day: There is only one thing worse than a rapist:
*Reveals sign that sags child rapist.*
Boom.
Scary_Day: A child.
Practical_Day: No-Benevolent_Day: Did you wash the dishes?
Unstable_Day: I THOUGHT... YOU WANTED TO DO...
Benevolent_Day: You were wrong!
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Incorrect quotes, vines, Tumblr, and more featuring the old DU.
FanfictionWelcome. I'm going insane. I miss the old DU operatives (Except unpredictable and emo) so have whatever this is. I'll update whenever I feel like it.