romekito and y/nliette

act 1 scene 1

saki tenma: you know what, ichika?

ichika hoshino: yeah saki?

saki tenma: i hate the shinononononomes

ichika hoshino: oh thats great me too

saki tenma: we should kiss sommetime pookie

*shiho hinomori kicks down the door*

shiho hinomori: nuhuh! not on my watch!

*honami mochizuki rushes in*

honami mochizuki: yeah! we shinononononomes are better than you l/ns!!

*ichika hoshino bites her thumb*

shuho hinomori: do you doth bite your thee thumb at thus?

ichika hoshino: yes.

*lesbian/need starts fighting*

tsukasa tenma: girls idk if you are fighting with lips or swords but like. please stop. 

mizuki akiyama: hey girliepops but im gonna have to uhh stop this.

wait tsukasa can we fight aswell

tsukasa tenma: lips or sword?

mizuki akiyama: both 😏

timeskip brought to you by mikudayoooo

mrs shinonome: yo kasa wheres my son my buddy boy my wittle itty bitty romekito

tsukasa tenma: sorry guys hes kinda emo idk why

shinei shinonome: dw witlle man. its just a phase

*romekito enters*

romekito shinonome: dad! its not just a phase! grrrrrrr

*the parents exit due to unknown reasons*

tsukasa tenma: whats up bro

romekito shinonome: so i love this girl right

tsukasa tenma: okay

romekito shinonome: h-her name is xana and shes a preppy omega... but she already has an alpha. what shall i do?

tsukasa tenma: rip bro. you should find another gf.

romekito shinonome: okay