MLB OC

Dialogue suggestions/ideas (plus incorrect quotes)

Bad decisions make good stories

Stop saying words to me

Not antisocial... anti idiot

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed

To quote Hamlet Act III, scene III, line 87: NO

Here we go again - I mean, good morning

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Y/n: Sarcasm.
Marinette: Why
Y/n: Because murder charges are expensive

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither

Flaake: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. (I 100% hear her being voiced by Michaela Dietz)

Why would I care about being liked by terrible people with bad taste?

I don't think there will be enough coffee or sarcastic comments for this Monday

I love everybody! Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

If ignorance was a virtue, you'd be a saint by now

If your IQ was a puddle, I wouldn't even be able to get my shoes wet

Y/n to Madelyn because Y/n's a queen: Your roasts are so undercooked they're giving me salmonella

Your existence is proof that failure has a sense of humor

Ah, the perfect example of how nature experiments with mistakes

Serious-Y/n to her class because they suck at gymnastics, ballet, and stuff like that: Your skills are on par with a blindfolded chicken playing hopscotch

Let me introduce you to dignity - I hear you two haven't met

I've met scarecrows with more spine than you

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?

I'd offer you a solution, but it seems you're allergic to success

It's a shame your actions are as bland as your personality

If bravery had a face, it certainly wouldn't look like yours

Ew, people

Hi. I don't care. Thanks.

Wears black, loves coffee(or hot chocolate), avoids people

I'm not that great with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

But I am going to make the decision to trust you.
Y/n: A horrible decision, really.

Ooh, you think I'm cute when I'm angry? Well, I'm about to be freaking GORGEOUS

I lied. You believed me. Who's the stupid one?

Some people were dropped as babies. But you were clearly thrown into the air, smacked into the ceiling fan, and chucked out the window.

What I lack in common sense, I make up for in sarcasm.

Someone: I never considered you a rival.
Y/n: I never considered you at all.
Someone: Well, that's just hurtful

Y/n: It was either that or a "ladies' finishing school." Honestly, running assault courses, martial arts, ballet, gymnastics, and learning to perfectly load and shoot every kind of gun out there beats embroidery and waltz classes any day of the week.