Noah the axolotl: Yeah
Had to blow me a bubble real quick, ease the stress
I'm ready
Got off work, went straight to the spot
Gucci knockoff shirt with a fake pair of Crocs
Man, I got my waterthrower I got my socks
I'm ready, I'm set, Noah the axolotl unlocked
I'm wet like ocean, I'm dangerous like ell by the rocks with my gear and my props
I caught a nice haul, like fifty in the flock
I gotta catch 'em all, Ash, Misty, and Brock
Knock-knock, who's there? I can't reveal
I'm catching sea hares and electric eels
I'm spinning so fast like electric drills
I'm a general here, like I'm Fredrick Steele
And I'm so uniform like symmetric fields
I'm effective, so I have to flex my heels
What the tests reveal? I'm blessed
I wield my waterthrower, and I bet that I get surreal at night
I'm water-water-water at night
I'm water-water-water at night
Swing my waterthrower and the hour of joy enter
I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor
I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter
Colder than December (I'm water-water-water at night)
I was the hour of joy and a guy tried to rob me
He told me, "Noah, give me all of your broccoli"
He probably was strong, he was oh-so cocky
Little did he know it was about to get rocky
We're about to fight right now like hockey
Then I kicked him in his eyebrow, karate
Then he came closer and he wanted to clock me
But I pulled a waterthrower out of my body
Body, body, body, body
Pulled a waterthrower out of my body
Yes, I pulled a waterthrower out of my body
Body, body, body
Yes, I pulled a waterthrower out of my body
Guess what, clown? You just ruined my hobby
Now it's going down real strong like Saki
I'm about to turn you brown like Bobby
I'm about to cook you on the ground, teriyaki
He got scared, started running real sloppy
But I didn't care, there was no way to stop me
Caught up to him fast like I was a Bugatti
He tripped and fell, dropped all of his belongings
Then he saw the dangerous water and yelled for mommy
This is not a game, it's too late, I'm sorry
Now you're about to be fried calamari
You should've been folded like origami
He did a fake cough, then I told him, "Hey boss"
"It's your time to melt like Salvador Dalí"
"Those words are your last," then I pulled on the gas
And a big blast came fast like Nagasaki
I thought I told everybody, everybody
Ocean punch is my zen
Now look at you, burnt to a crisp
To anybody else out there
Don't mess with me while I'm jellyfishing
Especially at night
I'm water-water-water at night
I'm water-water-water at night
Swing my waterthrower and the hour of joy enter
I'm made for this sport 'cause I'm the inventor
I'm the master, you're the student, call me Splinter
Colder than December (I'm water-water-water at night)
Water on land
