text messages || a.i.

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Unknown: so like u walked passed me this morning at school and you smelled like some really good breakfast burritos lol

Me: thanks

Unknown: yw

Me: who are you

Unknown: I'm me

Me: for fuckes sakes

Unknown: just call me..bob?

Me: I knew you were a dude

Unknown: no! I swear I have a vagina.

Me: hard to believe anything you say

Unknown: I can assure you that my vaginas right here with me pal

Me: proof

Unknown: nice try

Me: cmon just send me a pic of your face

Unknown: nope

Me: how do I know you're not a creepy old man?

Unknown: because I'm not. I'm a lovely 17 year old girl!

Me: bullshit

Unknown: ash

Me: I gtg bye

Unknown: fine bye

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Me: umm I got your voicemail

Unknown: good. believe me now?

Me: no

Unknown: seriously? I sound nothing like a creepy old man!

Unknown: I don't right? :/

Me: no you don't. "you" sound really cute.

Unknown: "you"?

Me: it could have been anyone talking. you could still really be a creepy old man that just got his granddaughter to leave me the message

Unknown: oh my gosh IT WAS ME I SWEAR

Me: ik I believe you, I was just giving you a hard time.

Unknown: guess I deserve it

Me: you do. Lemme c u

Unknown: nah

Me: fine. I'll just have to build a person with my imagination. Eye color?

Unknown: grey

Me: grey?

Unknown: deal with it.

Me: ok

Me: I like your eyes. They're pretty.

Unknown: you havent even seen them

Me: only because you don't let me

Unknown: tru

Me: hair color

Unknown: dirty blonde

Me: cool cool I'm likin what I'm hearin, so like short orr

Unknown: long, too long actually. it's so annoying I might cut it

Me: I like long hair, gives me something to pull on while I..

Unknown: ooooh

Unknown: then I won't cut it ;)

Me: hehe ;p

Me: it's cute you sound so delicate and small and your voice is super adorable and soft sounding and you're like a little fluffy bunny or something

Unknown: awwww I love bunnies

Me: THATS IT

Unknown: what's what

Me: THATS WHAT IN NAMING YOU, BUNNY!!!

Unknown: hey I like it! better than bob

Me: oh yeah that's for sure

Unknown: hehe

Me: bunny I'm tired

Unknown: me too :(

Me: talk tomorrow?

Unknown: of course :) can't wait goodnight ash x

Me: goodnight bunny ;)

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haven't updated in a long time because im shit ill try to update within a few days again sorry:(