John Dory (narrating): Well long ago King Peppy went out on a crusade and left his brother Prince Vernon in charge of the kingdom and boy was that a bad decision
John Dory: Why hello there. I'm John Dory. My job is to tell what happened, what's happening, or whatever. Have you ever heard the story of Clay Hood? No? Well then I'll be happy to tell it
John Dory: Clay Hood and Bitty B walking through the forest
Laughing back and forth at what the other has to say
Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, golly, what a day
Never ever thinking there was danger in the water
They were drinking, they just guzzled it down
Never ever dreaming that a scheming sheriff and his posse
Was a-watching them and gathering around
Clay Hood and Bitty B running through the forest
Hopping fences dodging trees and trying to get away
Contemplating nothing but escape finally making it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, golly, what a day
Bitty B/Branch: You know something Clay? You're taking to many chances
Clay Hood: Chances? You must be joking. It's just a bit of a lark Bitty B
Bitty B/Branch: Yeah? Take a look at your hat. That's not a candle on a cake
Clay Hood realizes that there was an arrow in his hat
Clay Hood: Hello that one almost had my name on it didn't it. They're getting better you know. You've got to admit it they are getting better.
Bitty B/Branch: Yeah the next time that sheriff will have a rope around our necks. Pretty hard to laugh hanging there Clay
Clay Hood: Ha the sheriff and his posse couldn't catch me if they tried. Enguard!
Bitty B/Branch: Hey watch it Clay! That's the only hat I've got
Clay Hood: Oh come along you worry too much
Bitty B/Branch: You know something Clay I was just thinking. Are we good guys or bad guys? I mean we are robbing the rich to feed the poor
Clay Hood: Rob? That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just borrow a bit from those who can afford it
Bitty B/Branch: Borrow? Boy are we in debt
Then they heard trumpets being blown
YOU ARE READING
Clay Hood
FanfictionAfter Branch Pan Poppy wakes up and sees that they're not a Vacay Island anymore. Join Clay on his crazy and wacky adventure as Clay Hood.
