Natalia's pov:
I came back from school, feeling exhausted from the whole situation that happened at club today, I think I'm just going to chill toda-
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I see a moldy orange on my kitchen top. Or wait is it a moldy tangerine??
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Bro this is the funniest thing ever, I'm going to message Dan.
I take a picture of the moldy fruit, and send him the picture.
N: Bro I need to throw away the fruit in my kitchen.
D: Hmm?
N: Ye, look at this ;C
N: (picture of a moldy orange I wasn't allowed to put here :P)
D: ...What the fu-
N: XD, I know it's bad
D: 💀
N: You know, I'm kinda interested in what it would taste like 😋
D: BRO WHAT?! Don't eat it 😭
N: Chill, Chill I won't XD
A little after I told Dan about the moldy orange, I might have or might not have let my intrusive thoughts win.
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I lick the orange.
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"Esto sabe a mierda!! Bleh-" I curse in Spanish. As it turns out a moldy tangerine which looks like it's been through 2 failed experiments, tastes as bad as it looks. Good to know.
I ended up downing 3 glasses of water to wash away the taste, I still slightly feel the aftertaste.
I update Dan about the situation
N: Ay! Dan! Remember the moldy orange I told you about earlier?
D: Yeah?
N: I sort of....Tried it, to see how it tastes 🥲
D: BRO WHAT?! WHY DID YOU EAT IT 😭
N: Don't worry I threw away the orange into the trash bin.
D: THAT DOESN'T HELP 😭
N: Whoops~ 😅
D: 😔
N: Hey! At least now I know that moldy oranges taste awful. 😁
D: NOT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE BRO 😭
Guys I think Dan is a little upset with me.
N: Bro don't worry I'm fine, I'm still alive. A moldy orange isn't enough to defeat my immense power 🥱
D: Yeah, your unstoppable Natalia sigma mentality 🙄
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