𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆, blue lock

EIGHT ┊YOU BETRAYED ME

shidou
no
you x me

rin
you're all gross.
im leaving.

you
noooooo come back
im sorry rinnie
my heart only belongs to u

rin
i just threw up a little

reo
yeah n/n i'll treat you better than
this guy

you
my harem expands more and more
each day
i've compiled a list even
so far we have nagi, bachira, chigiri,
rin, reo, and isagi
one day this entire group chat will
be in love with me

rin
take me off the list.

shidou
yeah replace him with me tf
actually no
my heart belongs to sae

you
BOOOOOOOOOO
what will make u join the harem

shidou
do you like chainsaw man

you
bro i have almost every volume
my favorite is the asa cover😍

shidou
HUBBA HUBBA
nanase's gf has that cover and
i tried to steal it from her but
she kicked me.... some medic😕
anyways add me onto the list😈

you
she should've kicked you harder

╰┈➤ anyways add me onto the list😈
YESSSSS

reo
weren't you calling him ugly
a few days ago😓

rin
because he's a stupid ugly insect.
ok bye.

reo
bye rin

you
bye bae <3

shidou
OH YEAH YOU DID CALL ME
UGLY
NEVER MIND TAKE ME OUT
OF THE HAREM
I WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU
LOSER
BITCH
TASTELESS FREAK

you
woah woah woah
let's calm down here
i said nothing of the sort!
reo come back me up
reo????
where did he go
oh darn someone needs to
go find him what if he's
seriously hurt 😢

shidou
WHO FUCKING CARES
STOP DEFLECTING

you
it was worth a shot😞

shidou
you wont be thinking i'm ugly
after you see me on the
soccer field😈😈😈😈😈

you
somehow i don't think that's
true... but ok!
hey you're not even that ugly
in fact i think ur kind of
attractive
i just think the pink tips aren't
doing it for u😕😕😕

shidou
you just don't get it
these tips have attracted women
far and wide
i've had so many gfs
all because of these pink tips

you
ok pls don't word it like that

shidou
never mind
only people with working eyes
understand my hotness

you
ohhh that makes sense
i wear glasses 🤓

shidou
damn bitch you're probably
ugly as hell💀💀💀
there's a reason u haven't
done a face reveal