Hazbin Hotel what if: The Vs

Chapter 2

It opens on the next day as Vox and Valentino were in Valentino's room. He was looking through his phone until he sees something as he gave a concerned look.

Valentino:hmm...

Vox: *notices* hey is everything ok?

valentino: no...maybe

Vox:What is it?

He showed footage from one of his drones and on it showed Alistor despite how glitchy it was it was still clear as to who was on camera.

Vox: oh fuck... *glitches* That FUCKER is back!

Valentino: Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?

Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying. walks around him

Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!

Valentino: THAT'S for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox:♫ Welcome home♫ ♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫ *As Vox sangs, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.*

Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo, ♫ *Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks.*

Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫

As this was going on it showed Amaka as she peeked through the door.

Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...

Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence, ♫ ♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫ ♫ More on tonight's program. ♫ ♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫ ♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫ ♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫ ♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫ ♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫

Vox: ♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫ ♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫ ♫ I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫ ♫ Stop giving him the time of day! ♫ ♫ Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫ ♫ I hope he had a nice vacay! ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫ *Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea. as Vox continues singing.* ♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! *pulls out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood* Now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫ *In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him* ♫ Hell's been better since he split, ♫ ♫ Where's he been? ♫ ♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫ ♫ Good to be back on the air. ♫ ♫ Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. ♫ ♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫