Niko was sitting in his room, casually watching his own YouTube channel because, well, why not? His content was so entertaining that he did this on the regular. After another 2 hours of scrolling, he saw that someone had tagged him. He clicked on the notification, and that's when all reality tipped upside down. He got up (however laboriously 💔) from his couch in fury, his face turning the color of crushed Takis. "Nope! Uh-uh, this simply cannot be!" He said angrily, waggling his finger. He stood there, fuming, not knowing what to do with himself. Then he had an idea. Ordering a rotisserie chicken from Doordash, Niko's mind filled with frenzied half-formed thoughts. Thoughts of revenge. Of humiliation. Yes, he thought menacingly as he hobbled over to his tripod. That woman will get what she deserves...
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Internet Food-Villain Intersection
Humorwhen two internet food-villains cross paths... Yall no hate to nikocado avocado btw!!! I did this for fun (and mainly to slander the vegan teacher) so no hate!