Jokr and the LEGacy

The origins (chapter 1)

Hi, Dragon here!

I am happy to announce the first chapter of this fantastic book! Its finally here! So get ready for a chatoic story!

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Before there was time, there was God and he created them all

All planets

All creatures

All plants

AII LEGS

After God created them he went to rest

And let his people live the paradise he gave to them

There was two creatures called humans

They were different

But there was another animal that was better, smarter and prettier than the others.
Snakes

The God gave the snakes and humans the gift of woman legs

Beautiful woman legs

One Time a snake named Legusalumis decided to ask the woman Eve to make kids

He grabbed an apple and ran to her:

-"Oh Eve, the woman leg goddes...."

-"What the fuck you want you legged bitch, don't you see i'm on drugs??"

God hate drugs

After God gave the punnishment to Eve and his male legged partner (man legs ewew) Legusalumis, snakes and humans made a lively society (with drugs sadly)

Legusalimus decided to go after the live of his life.

In this time God sent the messiah to help the foolish humanity (snakeity 🫃🏻) to see the worlds true porpuse. LEGS

So God made a child with Virgin M. Snak

The child was Susje. (Not Jesus, hes very a original caracter of mine)

God gave him the perfect pair of legs so humans shall see the beauty of them again

Once more, Legs shall shine as bright as they did (Only woman legs God was sexist) After this God was proud and happy cuz woman legs

But God was angry again, because due to the individual development the snakes had even more beautiful woman legs The beautiful shape.......

And the hairlesness.

Perfect woman legs-
And so God said:

-"I am the one who deserves the most beautiful woman legs!"

He's planning revenge.

But because he is God he just sits on his ass and saying things like:

-"aaw what if I send there some water or frogs."

Christian C. Christ

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