Love Won't Hurt [A Lenore The Cute little Dead girl Fanfic]

Miss Ophelia Arrives

Ragamuffin is laying in his VERY tiny bed (a crib of which he ripped off the side parts off) and is snoring. The vampire doll gets up momentarily, rubs his eyes, and walks downstairs to get a glass of water or blood they got from a neighborhood douchebag. Grabbing his drink, he sits on the couch and watches TV.

Not even a moment later, there was a knock on the door. Ragamuffin then, rather annoyed, gets up from the couch and quickly went on to grab a stool. He carries it to the door in order to be able to grab the door handle.. and after a couple of tries he manages to answers the door.

There stood a rather tall, well dressed and young woman on the doorway. She was clutching a pretty big brown bag with both of her hands. She looked around for a second confused about who opened the door. After a split second she looks down, obviously grossed out by the 'thing' in front of her
"... Hello..." she said firmly

Ragamuffin raises his eye to the woman, his eyes a purpleish color. "Hello, miss. Do you need something?"

The woman pauses for a moment "Does a young lady named Lenore live here?" she asked, eyeing the doll

"Yes she does. She's upstairs. Shall I go get her?... Also, would you like to come inside?"

"Thank you." The woman replies as she quickly walks inside the house, she eyes everything around sternly as the sound of her high heels echo on the floor.She stands in front of the staircase waiting for the little girl's arrival downstairs

Ragamuffin gets onto his tippy toes and starts to yell. "LENORE! COME DOWN HERE! A WOMAN WANNA TALK TO YA!" A little while later, Lenore runs down the stairs, a bag of sugar in her hands.

The woman's expression changes from skeptical to a mix of surprise and anger

"Young lady, what is this!?" she asked pointing at the bag of sugar in Lenore's hands, the woman's hand was slightly shaking as she was pointing

Lenore just tilts her head."Um- it is sugar, madam. Why do you ask..?"The woman lets out a small but loud sigh,putting her right hand on her forehead after hearing her response"Well at least you're well mannered..." she muttered to herself

"You mustn't eat sugar out of the bag and especially so much..." The woman turns to speak at Lenore in a more calm tone now "But what can I expect when a little girl is being raised by, excuse my language, whatever the hell this is" she glares at the doll thing while she talks

The vampire doll narrows its eyes, looking at the woman in a not-so-nice tone. "Listen, lady. Lenore is my friend, and she's got a sweet tooth. You've got NO right to tell her what she can and can not eat."

The woman scoffs "Friend!...." "Young Lenore here," she continues "Is in need of a strong female role model." Which is why I'm here."
She bended a bit down to look at the doll as she talked "Now excuse me, I have a job to finish." Then she turned to look at Lenore with a small smile.

The doll makes an expression that resembles being annoyed. It scowls and makes a mean face."Strong role model? What is this? Barbie?"

The woman turns her gaze at the doll,
"Barbie at least has hair." she replied firmly

The vampire doll is obviously offended by her comment. It makes a loud gasp and covers its head."...Did you just insult my bald head?"

"Oh yes I did." she turned around putting her hands on her hips smiling. She then looks at Lenore and takes her by the hand "Let's get going now, young one."she gave a final mocking glare at the doll before Lenore handed over the bag of sugar at Ragamuffin and then she and the woman went upstairs.

As soon as the woman and the little girl left, the vampire doll went back to drinking it's glass of blood, grumbling to itself about what happened. "That was the biggest load of horseshit I've ever dealt with. What is she gonna teach her to do, drink tea?" it muttered to itself...