Trolls: Cheated

Another New Friend???????...................

Poppy's POV:

As soon as I heard my alarm go off for school, I drowsily got up from my bed... I miss sleep..... but I got up anyway because I didn't want Branchie-weenie-anchie to be mad at me! 😅😅😅. I slid out the door like a drunk guy who had way too much to drink in the past hour and decided I was awake enough to drive so I drove to school and almost hit five old men crossing the street. 😧😧😧! But when I entered the school, all I saw was.....................B........B.......B....B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Barb!!!!!! She was wearing her brand new Cheerleader outfit, (Honestly, she looked kinda hot...) NO! MIND STOP IT!!!! I LOVE BRANCH AND NO ONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh come on Pops! just accept these new feelings you have now.... I'm the only one not under Branch's tyrannical rule, so believe me I know what you want.....) JUST SHUT UP YOU'RE STUPID AND I HATE YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly, I notice Barb looking at me worryingly, "Poppy, are you ok? You seem like you have a lot on your plate..." I sigh, "Yeah, I'm FINE. It's just-" I pull Barb out into the wilderness where Branch can't find us, "It's just..... I have so many conflicting feelings inside and I just don't know how to feel or even how to let them all out...." Barb pulls me close to her chest, I can feel her warm embrace, I think it's called.... a hug? Barb looked at me with warm, sincere, passionate, empathetic dark fuchsia orbs, "Don't worry Poppy, whatever happens I will Always... love you...- AS A FRIEND!!!!!" Barb blushes and pushes me to the ground... hard. Her face turns red and she dashes back to school, (I guess pretty looking cheerleaders are athletic too...) Oh my BRANCH YOU AGAIN!?!??! GET OUT OF HERE!!! LEAVE!!! JUST SHUT UP I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!!

Normal POV:

Poppy argued with herself like a schizophrenic who forgot to take their meds for an hour or so, she then went back to school and WOAH!!!! Poppy managed to stay out in the wilderness for so long that it was already lunch time!!!!!! As Poppy entered the lunch room, she didn't see Branch and the gang, but instead, James Cordon and his worm slave guided her to the outside table because...... THERE WAS A NEW PERSON AT THE TABLE!??!?!?!?!??!?! Poppy was so surprised, usually, Branch would only befriend a new person every five years, after laughing at them for those past five years. "H-H-H-H-Hi! M-M-M-M-M-My n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-name i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bridget! S-S-S-S-Sor-r-r-r-r-y-y-y-y-y-y I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I h-h-h-h-hav-av-av-av-av-av-av-ave a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a st-st-st-stud-ud-ud-ud-ud-uddering pro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oblem!-!-!-!-!-!" The new girl exclaims. "Oh it's ok Bridget! Or should I call you, Oganesson, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FAT!!!!!" Velvet excitedly screams at Bridget. Branch interjects, "Hey guys lay off the newbie! She's not fat and whoever thinks that is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Branch states angrily. Velvet backs off quickly before she becomes a        Vel-vest! 🤪🤪🤪! "O-oh kay! Whatever you say Astatine!!!!!" Velvet nerdily says nervously. The group disregards that whole situation and just starts talking about...... Bicycles: The Movie until Bridget says,".... I d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't-t-t-t-t-t-t act-t-t-t-t-t-ual-l-l-l-l-ly-y-y-y-y l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-li-i-i-i-i-i-i-k-k-k-k-ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-e B-B-B-B-Bicyles:-:-:-:-:-:The-The-The-The M-M-M-M-M-Movi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-e-e-e-e-e-e-e...." everyone in theentire world looks at her in absolute confusion. "WELL MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT OGANESSON!!!! YOU'RE FAT AND CAN'T RIDE A DAMN BICYCLE  BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FAT SO YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE TRUE ART BEHIND Bicycles: The Movie!!!!! YOU'RE FAT OGANESSON YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Velvet screams in absolute anger, disgust, and fear. Fear of a world without Bicycles: The Movie. Branch then throws the table at Velvet and the whole group (except for Velvet who got thrown into the underworld by the magnificent table flip Branch just did at her) start talking about the dumpster fire movie, I'm not FAT... Just Big Boned: The Romantic Drama Girl Power Story which basically just played out like a PSA on how to not be mean. After school, Poppy had no time to talk to Branch because he was busy walking home with Bridget which, seemed strange because their houses were in completely different directions but, Poppy didn't really care because today, she could walk home with Barb today! Poppy and Barb involuntarily held hands and talked about the superior movie, Bicycles: The Movie and, a little about their feelings, but once they were nearing Barb's house, Poppy suddenly asked, "H-H-H-H-Hey Barb! C-C-Can I stay ov-v-v-v-er at you're house ton-ton-ton-ton-tonight?" Poppy asked suddenly, blushing. "O-O-O-Oh sure!" Barb replied, a little eager and a little scared. So, Poppy walked into Barb's house and they had a regular slumber party filled with truth or dare, braiding hair, and spin the bottle. But then, "Poppy, c'mon, I wanna show you something!" Barb said happily. They both jumped out Barb's bedroom window and into the cemetery which seemed to be right next to Barb's house, then, they both walked to the grave right next to Poppy's mom's grave. Barb then kneels down and says, "Hey mom, this is Poppy, I hope you like her..." Barb then looks Poppy dead in the eyes with a sorrowful look and Poppy suddenly feels a gentle breeze on her neck. "Wait why is there a breeze right now there was supposed to be no wind all night?" "Oh, that's just my dead mom making sure a good person for me to hang out with. She'll just sort of check in on you every so often without warning so yeah..." Poppy looks back at her with a concerned look on her face, but understandable, (I mean it's not like Branch does that to you already anyway...) (Say who is this Branch fellow here? DOES HE DO DRUGS!?!?!?) Jeez maybe I am schizophrenic or something, Poppy thinks to herself as she suddenly feels the earth crumble beneath her feet, she quickly jumps away and hell-spawn straight from hell start grabbing for her feet but Barb pulls her away before they can pull her over to Barb's mom in hell. "Maybe we should just go..." Barb states quickly. "Yup mhm!" Poppy even quickerly says, already halfway through the cemetery. On the way back to Barb's home though, Poppy tells Barb about her own dead mom whose grave is next to Barb's mom's grave. They bond over this and have Mac-N-Cheeasy Mac-N-Cheese for dinner before chatting some more and going to sleep but since Barb didn't have anywhere else Poppy could sleep, they both had to share Barb's bed which was a bit embarrassing (But pretty cool overall) ...Shut up yoU STUPID BIT-