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Douma: *whispers to Karaku* my number what now

Karaku: *counts on fingers*

Karaku: 12th 

Douma: my 12th true love

Kaigaku: what was that.

Yahaba: NEGATIVE RIZZ -100/10 TRY AGAIN

Gyutaro: Unadopt me 

Daki: ONI CHAN DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IS RUDE

Tamayo: @Yushiro Am I allowed to ask what's happening?

Yushiro: I hate to say this, but I'm unsure if we can.

Douma: bro

Douma: proper grammer

Douma: nah not even michael jacksun knockoff said unsure

Muzan: Douma.

Douma: gay

Douma: you fucked kokushibou before i know you did

Douma: the walls are not soundproof right @Nakime san

Nakime: I hate to admit this but he's right

Nakime: I tried to make more walls surrounding the room but it didn't work

Kokushibou: Um.

Douma: NOT THE UM

Douma: YALLL LET EVERYONE HEAR THIS

Douma: MUZAN AND KOKUSHIBOU ARE HOMO

Shinobu: You know who needs to hear this?

Shinobu has added Giyuu 

Shinobu: Check out this shit Tomioka-san 

Douma: wowee another hashira

Muzan: Douma. 

Muzan: Douma why

Douma: OMG NO FULL STOP IAFJOIEJGSOIRJGOSI ITS A BREAKTHROUGHGANG

Susamaru: SO REAL OMG

Giyuu: Muzan.

Muzan: You're

Douma: BRO DINT EVEN FINISH HE STARTED JERKING OFF I BET

Giyuu: @Shinobu These are not demons.

Giyuu: There is absolutely no way.

Rui: you killed me.

Giyuu: I remember you.

Douma: GASP

Susamaru: GASP

Enmu: GASP

Karaku: GASP

Urogi: GASP

Douma: gae

Giyuu: He's a bit too dead for me.

Shinobu: Was that a joke?

Shinobu: A bit of a shit joke to me.

Kanae: Tomioka-san! Private message me and I'll add you to our groupchat and we can play Gartic Phone together!

Giyuu: Why

Kanae: Just do it!

Douma: would you guys like a whimper audio

Akaza: I might scoop out my eardrums with my toes. 

Douma: that is the most sensual thing i've ever heard you say 

Rui: what's a whimper audio? 

Enmu: yk it like a sound of someone having sexc 

Karaku: yes

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