One day there was a stick. He was extremely boring, so nobody liked him, and he had no friends. One time a girl snapped him in half. He was so sad, he committed suicide. It was nice in stick heaven. He asked Veeboo the stick god if he could be human. Veeboo told him he was retarded, but did it anyways. The stick transformed into a goat.
"OMYGAWD I'M A HUMAN!!!" Shrieked the stick-goat. He then fell onto planet Neptune and drowned hinself in Carbon Monoxide. The end.
Written by: @abbyabs
