"CALCULATORY!!! i have a hypothesis!!" blender shouts at calculatory, panting and sweating. "oh, hey blender? whats up?" calculatory turns around, tapping his foot against the ground.
"theres something EXTREMELY wrong with pill bottle!!" blender pants, struggling to keep his feet on the ground. "pill bottle? well i havent seen him in days!" calculatory says as he thinks to himself. "eh, it can wait until after next challenge. hell be fine! in the meantime, i have to think of a challenge for today. so if youll excuse me," calculatory begins walking off. "CALCULATORYWAIT-" blender cuts himself off.
blender runs back over to goldfish. "GOLDFISH!! WHAT DO WE DO?! THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH PILL BOTTLE AND CALCULATORY WONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT I—" blender was cut off by coal, who had just approached the team. "woah dudes! whats with all the noise?! come on. whats the issue??" coal said sarcastically.
"THERESSOMETHINGWRONGWITHPILLBOTTLEANDCALCULATORYWONTDOANYTHINGABOUTIT!!" blender shouted, panting and falling over. "woah woah woah. what do you mean by "theres something wrong with pill bottle?" what could possibly be wrong with him?" coal snickered. "DID YOU NOT NOTICE HE WAS GONE FOR ATLEAST 3 DAYS?! ARE YOU THAT CARELESS?!" blender yelled at coal, angered by everyones stupidity today. "woah dude okay.. i mean what is there we could possibly do? its not like we can do anything about ii-..WHAT?"
coal suddenly started backing up, his face shifting from smug to horrified. "blender. BLENDER RUN!!" coal shouted to blender as he ran. blender stood confused before turning around to see pill bottle.
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